LitKey

lol

I'm so fucking tired of hearing about this tard

don't be fucking retarded

Ev, scout laser? Loser.

lol

Fool, that's why I said you fucked me up in the second post because it was for Captain Colon

Sergeant Omar can kick other kids' asses and speaks good English for being in Denmark

shit you fucked me up lemmings

oh yeah uh this guy is awesome (+rep plz) (it was bound to happen) But srs response... uh... okay. You looked so creepy in this picture that you literally scared the shit out of me, which cured me of my constipation. So I thank you. :thumbup1:

You may have your config set to "read-only". Change this by going into your cstrike folder, right clicking your config.cfg, clicking properties, and unticking the box for "read-only".

Start > All Programs > Accessories > Entertainment > Sound Recorder?

You shouldn't fight him until you have to fight him in self-defense, or at the very least right after he insults you again. You initiating a fight will look very bad from the school administration's perspective, as he is a new student and they will think you are the bully. Don't bring a knife or any other weapon, that's just fucking retarded. One, you'll look like a complete pussy if he is only using his fists and feet against you when you have a knife. Two, I'm sure you don't actually want to kill him, and that your goal is to teach him a lesson. Three, even if you don't kill him you will be in more trouble than you could ever imagine from the police, as bringing a knife to and attempting to use it against him is attempted murder. Train your body and your mind in the meantime to withstand both physical and mental attacks against you. Try enrolling in a local martial arts program... Jeet Kune Do is a very good one to check out. Good luck and God bless.

How is that scary? It's just like the Jesus one. The first one I don't understand.

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Then your reasoning is flawed (oh, how unobvious that one was!), because I am neither adopted, nor a cancer patient. It becomes horribly unfunny when you repeat the same "jokes" if you could call them that over and over again in Vent, coupled with the fact you've admitted you actually have those desires. If you're trying to make "lulz", GTFO and go to fucking 4chan (or whichever dumbass image board is your favorite now) where they'll accept you with open arms, because believe me, that place is not here.

^ Sense of humor = constant talk of touching little girls

lol @ riggs being credited

Wow, nice job. How did you guys figure out all those little spots to shoot at and press E on? BTW, if you want it to be higher resolution, you should upload it to Veoh.

Now you just have to pass the bar, which, like my cousin, you will fail the first time.... muahahahahaha.... jay kay Congrats, and good luck on the bar exam.

Put some Rise Against on there

And one that doesn't exist

I guess you don't really pay attention to the news, let alone the story in the link you provided. It's pointless right now because the military rulers in Burma aren't letting any supplies in. As for the topic's charity idea... sorry, but I think that's a bit of a naive idea, Suri. It will probably turn into people try to become regulars while lying about financial status to try to get free handouts from the "charity". I do think that contest idea is pretty good, though. We've done contests before, and they were pretty fun and successful. An entrance fee of one dollar or so wouldn't be bad.