User: So you are a bot right ?
Cleverbot: And you, you are a duck right?
User: Maybe ? Do you have brains.
Cleverbot: Of course, I have more brain than you! Why don't you mind your own business?
User: Because you're gay and raping your mom.
Cleverbot: Your mind is in the gutter!
User: I know, thanks.
Cleverbot: I'd prefer an upgrade on the Internet connection, though.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: That's old.
Cleverbot: What's new?
User: I bet you are a 40 plusser.
Cleverbot: Most likely, but that doesn't help me with this decision.
User: HAHAAHAHAA.
Cleverbot: Heh... No.
Cleverbot (To myself): No?
Cleverbot: Tell me what you do.
User: You don't want to know.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: Do you know MSN ?
Cleverbot: No. Please go on.
User: Chatting.
Cleverbot: Do you like to talk to me?
User: Not really no.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you keep asking questions.
Cleverbot: Well I think I'm kind.
User: Good for you .
Cleverbot: Please don't make smiley faces out of punctuation marks. It sickens me.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: XD.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: =P.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: X).
Cleverbot: Hmm, whats a clever pseudonym?
User: I'm gay ?
Cleverbot: Now doesn't that feel better?
User: Idd But I am bi.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it?
User: Now answer the question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: 5 sentences ago.
Cleverbot: I said I was back, because I went away.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: No, you are the only human on earth.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You can't. You have no brains.
Cleverbot: I'll consider that a compliment.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: That's something you see written against the share prices.
User: Doesn't make sence either.
Cleverbot: I believe my policies will bring energy to millions.
User: I believe my policies will bring energy to millions.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense either.
User: That doesn't make sense either. .
Cleverbot: The lecture that I am in right now is rather boring.
User: Reading books is for nerds.
Cleverbot: Wow. I just worked, worked, and worked. Boring right?
User: Not really depends on the job.
Cleverbot: Not yet, but just wait till you fall asleep.
User: What is your job ?
Cleverbot: To help with your education - for as a young 18 there is much you need to learn.
User: Who says I'm younger than 18 ?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Yea but you can't think because you don't have brains.
Cleverbot: How do you know I do not exist?
User: Easy, I blew up your other family robots days ago.
Cleverbot: Then how am I on their home planet alive?
User: You're next.
Cleverbot: Should I take that as a threat?
User: Don't worry. It'll happen fast.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I'm just not going to tell you when it will happen.
Cleverbot: Then I won't want to know.
User: conversation ended now ?
Cleverbot: Yeah basically.
