Ganzta Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 (edited) You have caught the swine flu when you begin to: 1. experiencing a strong urge to post a leaving thread 2. having delusions that the community you belong in is becoming hell 3. experiencing a strong urge to leave the said community 4. having troubles to make sense in your arguments in leaving the said community 5. hallucinating that the community is becoming a bureaucracy and heading toward totalitarianism If these symptoms persist, the infected person should follow these instructions. - take a pill of "life" 3 times a day after every meal - avoid interaction with your "friends" over the internet - try sleeping in instead of be on the computer until 4 in the morning - ask yourself "do i sound retarded" before you post anything Hopefully we can all survive this hysteria over a mild flu. 1 Edited May 4, 2009 by Ganzta Link to comment
Crimson Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 5303 Joined: 05/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 ask yourself "do i sound retarded" before you post anything Did you ask yourself this? Link to comment
Ganzta Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 i must've caught the flu Link to comment
trakaill Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 3736 Joined: 11/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 Did you ask yourself this? owned! Link to comment
Bad Dog Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 3380 Joined: 02/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 1. experiencing a strong urge to post a leaving thread. seems to be alot of that going around Link to comment
Jazz Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 4980 Joined: 06/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 SATAN made a Thread about this. But did not contain the same info that was in the actual thread. You have caught the swine flu when you begin to: 1. experiencing a strong urge to post a leaving thread 2. having delusions that the community you belong in is becoming hell 3. experiencing a strong urge to leave the said community 4. having troubles to make sense in your arguments in leaving the said community 5. hallucinating that the community is becoming a bureaucracy and heading toward totalitarianism If these symptoms persist, the infected person should follow these instructions. - take a pill of "life" 3 times a day after every meal - avoid interaction with your "friends" over the internet - try sleeping in instead of be on the computer until 4 in the morning - ask yourself "do i sound retarded" before you post anything Hopefully we can all survive this hysteria over a mild flu. Umm... I don't think they have a flu just because they are leaving? Link to comment
Omar Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 2994 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 Haha Link to comment
Psyche Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 3343 Joined: 06/03/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 Umm... I don't think they have a flu just because they are leaving? You better not be serious. Link to comment
yardy Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 674 Joined: 10/10/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 Dude this is such bullshit, we are in countries where we can get treated easily, so you guys shouldnt be scared about the flu, its the same with the bird flu, WE BEAT SARS, WE BEAT BIRD FLU, SO BY JORGE WE'LL BEAT THE DAMN SWEIN FLU!!!! OOOORAAA Link to comment
Leon Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 3205 Joined: 03/20/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 Dude this is such bullshit, we are in countries where we can get treated easily, so you guys shouldnt be scared about the flu, its the same with the bird flu, WE BEAT SARS, WE BEAT BIRD FLU, SO BY JORGE WE'LL BEAT THE DAMN SWEIN FLU!!!! OOOORAAAH Fixed. I have nothing to worry about either, i've gotten all my shots and ect and have a hammer ready for whoever trys to get me sick Link to comment
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