Which quote is the best 50 members have voted

[Dracula]

I am the first, I am the last. Being the witness of all past, present and future. Walking alone on the forgotten path. Do not fear, it is not my fate to end it here.

[*Queen VenomousFate*]

"If There is Grass, Play Ball! (And If Not, Play In The Mud)"

[Metal]

Arguing over the internet is like the Special Olympics, if you win, you're still a retard.

 

HAHA nice

[Ibbz]

here is mine. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. if you like someones quote then rep them.

 

lol mine is actually

happyness is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth

[Hello Kitty :D!]

"Common sense is not so common"

 

+rep for Voltaire

[Slavic]

"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M." - Aldous Huxley's last words

[skitzophranic]

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

 

 

Bella Swan, Twilight.

[Dracula]

Veni, vidi, vici.

 

Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?

 

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

 

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.

 

Anyone who knows history will know these.

[DoubleSb]

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

 

 

Bella Swan, Twilight.

 

"First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him that thirsted for my blood. And third, Edward was a Vampire."

 

 

Nigahiga

Mine's better

[Hazardous]

"I like turtles." Jonathan the Zombie.