lmfao!!!!!!! this is the funnest xfire chat ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matt 187]

As I told M@tt earlier, I think he replaced HIS name with "Jack"/"jakeblake" lol.

 

lmao no??? (matt look's around )

[JGlick7]

LoL this is the first post i've read on the website and its pretty hilarious...I almost pissed myself.

[Veggie]

This is from a chat with my friend "Scrappeh Foo" just a few minutes ago.

 

 

[20:54] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: yeah sorry heh

[20:54] [ZM] Veggie: np

[20:54] [ZM] Veggie: dude i met this girl for a blind date and went to a coffee house, she took off her shoes and her feet smelled like funkdafied corn chips sooo gross

[20:55] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: LOL

[20:55] [ZM] Veggie: i was like ummm well thats nice but i gots ta go

[20:55] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: hahahahaaahaha

[20:55] [ZM] Veggie: she was like did i say something wrong

[20:55] [ZM] Veggie: i felt like well if you dont know I sure as hell aint tellin ya

[20:55] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: lmao

[20:56] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: awkward

[20:56] [ZM] Veggie: haha yea for sure

[20:56] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: u shoulda been like i was just hopin to get some1 like... pretty?

[20:56] [ZM] Veggie: lmao

[20:56] [ZM] Veggie: she woulda bitch slapped me

[20:56] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: lol

[20:56] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: it woulda been a good story tho

[20:56] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: lol

[20:56] [ZM] Veggie: yea

[20:57] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: i wouldnt have the ballz to...

[20:57] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: hahah

[20:57] [ZM] Veggie: haha

[20:57] §¢®άþþЄђ.₣°°: o man that woulda turned me off right away too

[20:57] [ZM] Veggie: lol

 

:Randy-git::biglaugh:

[Farmer Mick]

wow a gigantic mass of boringness who can realy be assed 2 read this??

 

:SLEEP::SLEEP:

[matt 187]

had too take this off

[SOLANUM]

Oh wow..........thats the worst......he didnt seem as shaken up as I woulda been XD

 

 

Sol:v_SPIN:

 

Edit:Pffff...i shoulda quoted it.....shoulda waited till somone told you to take it off....wasnt too bad.

[Jewpiter]

Jack: i am jacking off to all three of ur pics no offense

Sandra: dude

Sandra: im a guy

Jack: really?

Sandra: yes

Jack: wtf

Jack: y

Sandra: you ****ing sicko

 

ahhhhahahah!!! :biglaugh::biglaugh:

[matt 187]

nice editing lmao but not what i said lmao

[Kawaii-Desu]

tl;dr

[matt 187]

matt187: veggie can i ask you a big favor man

[ZM] Veggie: huh

matt187: yes or no

[ZM] Veggie: take a pic of you wearing a bra?

[ZM] Veggie: lol

matt187: no

[ZM] Veggie: ask

matt187: veggie if you where real drunk & you saw a guy hiting on you would you fuck him if he told you too

[ZM] Veggie: wha hahaha

matt187: yes or no man

[ZM] Veggie: If I was real drunk I dunno what would happen, I dunno haha

matt187: so anyway man you wanna go out for a drink some time

[ZM] Veggie: had a friend of mine when we were plastered actin all funny asking me weird questions

[ZM] Veggie: I think he wanted to suck my dick I who knows

[ZM] Veggie: If i was drunk drunk and horny probably

[ZM] Veggie: lol

matt187: lmao xD

matt187: what if he bent you over

[ZM] Veggie: hell no lol, futt buck yeeeeeowch

matt187: what if you didnt know wtf he was doin

matt187: and just took it like a man

[ZM] Veggie: I dunno

[ZM] Veggie: lol

[ZM] Veggie: I mean if I really liked the guy and it got serious or something maybe

matt187: lmfao

matt187: wtf veggie

[ZM] Veggie: I'll say this, I'm open minded lol

matt187: ewww wtf man

[ZM] Veggie: hahaha

[ZM] Veggie: not like it would ever happen anyways

matt187: but you would if it did

matt187: xD

[ZM] Veggie: maybe yea, I would not rule it out

matt187: lol

[ZM] Veggie: or like it was a 3some with there was another guy or something

matt187: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZM] Veggie: haha

[ZM] Veggie: rent the movie threesome

matt187: sicko

[ZM] Veggie: haha

[ZM] Veggie: why you askin

[ZM] Veggie: haha

[ZM] Veggie: dont be hatin

[ZM] Veggie: lol

matt187: so say if we where at a party & i was offering gay butt secks you would want it

[ZM] Veggie: my judgement is impaired right now, drinking rum n coke

matt187: yea the rum is kicking in your strate side of judgement

[ZM] Veggie: lmao

[ZM] Veggie: what about you? would you?

[ZM] Veggie: brb homie

matt187: lmfao

matt187: ima post this on the fourms xD

ill tell them you where drunk

[ZM] Veggie: I'm like guys, that girl I told you about was a dude

[ZM] Veggie: I like guys I meant

[ZM] Veggie: damn I shoulda made rum runners

matt187: lmao

 

 

 

 

 

lmfao i pissed my slef no-joke xD i love messing with veggie when he is drunk