[NSFW] I found what's on everyone's Christmas list this year

[TheVirus]

Forget the Fleshlight. The new sex toy this holiday season is the Real Touch. For only $200, you can purchase an erotic, robotic, electronic, catatonic sex toy. It connects to a PC (sorry, no Mac support, yet) and uses two sand-belt type rubber belts to massage your unit. It heats itself up and lubes itself.

 

Oh, and you have to pay more money to watch the videos, since they are specially encoded to work with the device.

 

http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home

 

WARNING: There is porn on this website

 

Enjoy.

 

[Ms. Blargh]

Took them long enough, I came up with this Idea in the 5th grade.

[Josh]

Not to mention all the money I'd save on not having to pay for hookers!

 

EDIT: Wait a second... There is a pay per minute fee??? Fuck that, I'll stick with my hookers.

[Kuro]

what if it malfunctions and it motor starts running the belts at high speeds? o.O

[Vinny]

what if it malfunctions and it motor starts running the belts at high speeds? o.O

 

Rug burn.

[Drox]

so whats this do? lol I looked at it and im kinda puzzled, like do you put your wang on it? :O lol or wtf?

 

damn technology

[Caution]

so whats this do? lol I looked at it and im kinda puzzled, like do you put your wang on it? :O lol or wtf?

 

That's what she said.

[Drox]

That's what she said.

 

more then once ;)

[Kappa The 3rd]

WAIT WE PAY PER MINUTE? well that's good then, dont have to buy more then the necessary 1 minute

[Ms. Blargh]

WAIT WE PAY PER MINUTE? well that's good then, dont have to buy more then the necessary 1 minute

1 minute is all that's necessary? XD