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Forget the Fleshlight. The new sex toy this holiday season is the Real Touch. For only $200, you can purchase an erotic, robotic, electronic, catatonic sex toy. It connects to a PC (sorry, no Mac support, yet) and uses two sand-belt type rubber belts to massage your unit. It heats itself up and lubes itself.


Oh, and you have to pay more money to watch the videos, since they are specially encoded to work with the device.




WARNING: There is porn on this website





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Not to mention all the money I'd save on not having to pay for hookers!


EDIT: Wait a second... There is a pay per minute fee??? Fuck that, I'll stick with my hookers.

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