Corrupt-a-Wish!

[SoulKeeper]

Granted. But you get the new "Pile of feces" hat.

 

I wish people would go away.

 

Granted but your quote button breaks.

 

I wish I was God.

[SneakySnake]

Granted but your quote button breaks.

 

I wish I was God.

 

Granted, but then Jesus murders you.

 

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Kuro]

Granted, but u were murdered before you could make your other 2.

 

I wish Gumpy the Hat was sexually molested by a beach ball.

[ScubaToaster]

Granted, but u were murdered before you could make your other 2.

 

I wish Gumpy the Hat was sexually molested by a beach ball.

 

Granted but then it would explode killing you.

 

I wish I could walk at the speed of thought..

[Cromyth]

Granted but then it would explode killing you.

 

I wish I could walk at the speed of thought..

 

Granted but you walk at the speed of a mentally challenged persons thought.

 

I wish I could pass with a 4.0 GPA HS by not showing up

[Kuro]

Granted, but you agreed to have a sexual relationship with ur male principle to get it

i wish scuba couldn't reply in this thread any more.

[Crimson]

Granted, but be begins to spam another thread.

 

I wish I knew the meaning of the life.

[Kuro]

Granted, but be begins to spam another thread.

 

I wish I knew the meaning of the life.

 

Granted, it turns out the meaning to life is to troll moar.

 

I wish someone would post a picture in this thread.

[Intelligence]

Granted,but it turns out its you at age 3 without any pants

 

i wish nothing bad would happen to me

[Cromyth]

Granted,but it turns out its you at age 3 without any pants

 

i wish nothing bad would happen to me

 

Granted, but your family and loved ones all die

 

I wish that I had some courage