Cool shit about you

[Banana Sauce all over my b]

lolwat

 

i hate it, just cant stand it

[Chêvouÿx]

Honestly, there are many more cool facts, but I can only be arsed to say one:

 

I want to be a linguist, which is something too many people don't have the ability or the patience to do.

 

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Also:

 

I can talk with my mouth closed.

I can say what someone is saying right as they are saying it (in person) it freaks people out.

I had a pet alligator

I have an irrational fear of clusters of tiny holes. >.

My name is cool as fuck.

 

So this would scare the fuck out of you?

 

 

Or this?

 

 

[Banana Sauce all over my b]

hahahahaha ^

[Ms. Blargh]

 

 

 

So this would scare the fuck out of you?

 

 

 

Or this?

 

 

 

not necessarily scare its more like make me want to fucking puke...but its the ones that are in flesh that really bother me >.

[Chêvouÿx]

not necessarily scare its more like make me want to fucking puke...but its the ones that are in flesh that really bother me >.

 

I tried my best, but this was the best thing I could find from Google. Forgive me if this isn't the worst

 

[jeN]

I fucked jen irl.

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[Ngo]

I own 4 ATM machines.

[Afamad 2.1]

The only cool thing about me is that I can bend my thumbs in a weird position backwards. Freaks people out.

[Caution]

The only cool thing about me is that I can bend my thumbs in a weird position backwards. Freaks people out.

 

So can I. I'm double-jointed in all my fingers, both arms, both elbows, and all my toes.

[Ngo]

I own 4 ATM machines.

 

Let me add on.

 

I own a mini-business at 19.