Intelligence Posted April 4, 2010 Content Count: 829 Joined: 10/26/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 4, 2010 Post any jokes you know or made up here! i got one: 2 boys were playing by a stream.the first boy went behind a bush and stayed there for a while. The second boy, now curious, went over to see what was happening. The boy came over, only to find a naked woman taking a bathe in the stream. The first boy ran off, and the second boy ran after him. He asked why he ran off and the first boy replied, "my mother told me if i ever saw a nude woman i would turn to stone, and i felt something getting hard, so i ran. Link to comment
Caution Posted April 4, 2010 Content Count: 11501 Joined: 10/19/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 4, 2010 What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you fucking racist. 6 Link to comment
iNorris Posted April 4, 2010 Content Count: 1166 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Share Posted April 4, 2010 Billy and Jamie were in religion class one day. Jamie was prone to falling asleep in class, so Billy decided to poke her with a pin to wake her. The teacher called on Jamie. "Who is our savior who rose from the dead?" Billy poked her, and she shouted "Jesus Christ!" The teacher called on her again. "What is Mary's title?" Again, Billy prodded her with the pin, and she shrieked, "Mother of God!" The third time the teacher called on Jamie, she asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 25th child?" Upon Billy stabbing Jamie with the pin, she yelled, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" Link to comment
Jewpiter Posted April 5, 2010 Content Count: 2661 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 5, 2010 a man and a young boy were walking through a forest on a very dark night the little boy says to the man "mister I'm really scared being out here" the man replied "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk out here alone!" 1 Link to comment
Ketch Posted April 5, 2010 Content Count: 1405 Joined: 08/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 5, 2010 Alright so there's 3 people on a bus, A regular guy, the Bus-Driver, and a nun. So the regular guy goes up to the Bus-Driver and says.. Regular Guy: Hey man, i really want to have sex with that nun, any tips? Bus-Driver: Sure, i drive her home all the time. Regular Guy: Cool, so what do i do? Bus-Driver: Every night at 12 midnight the nun goes into the graveyard and prays against the gravestones. Make sure you Dress up like Jesus and greet her there, and tell her that you want to have sex with her. So the regular guy takes the bus-drivers advice and meets the nun at the graveyard. The bus driver's advice worked, and the regular guy saw the nun praying by the gravestones so he approached her... Regular Guy: Hello ma'am, I'm Jesus and you must have sex with me! Nun: OK, but i want to stay pure, so only have sex with me up the butt. So after they do there thing. Regular Guy: WOW! that was amazing, but i have a confession to make. The Regular guy takes off his mask/disguise and says... Regular Guy: I'm that one guy from the bus! Nun: I have a confession to make too, I'm the Bus-Driver! 2 Link to comment
Exacto-Be Posted April 5, 2010 Content Count: 763 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 5, 2010 A young lady from Germany, an old lady from France, a guy from Belgium, and a guy from the Netherlands are in a train. The train goes down a tunnel & it's totaly dark. and suddenly they hear a loud SLAP. The train goes out the tunnel & everyone see the Dutchman rubbing his cheek. the young lady from Germany thinks, that guy probably tryed to grab me while it was dark. but het grabbed the old women next to me and she bitchslapped him. the old lady from France thinks, that guy probably tryed to grab the young lady next to me but she must've fight back & bitchslapped him. the guy from the Netherlands thinks, that belgian guy must've tryed to grab that young lady but she must've tryed to fight back & accidentaly have slapped me. the belgian guy thinks, in the very next tunnel i'm gonna slap that fag next to me again. Link to comment
Guest ' starbucks Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 läuft ein kaugummi um die ecke und bleibt picken ... sorry, i dont know english jokes muahaha Link to comment
Neji Posted April 5, 2010 Content Count: 3341 Joined: 02/28/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 5, 2010 Your mom is fat Link to comment
SilentGuns Posted April 5, 2010 Content Count: 4799 Joined: 08/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, Party finds you! or In America, you kill party In Russia, party kill YOU! -------------------------- lol. I love Russian reversal. Edited April 5, 2010 by SilentGuns Link to comment
Jewpiter Posted April 5, 2010 Content Count: 2661 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 5, 2010 In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, Party finds you! or In America, you kill party In Russia, party kill YOU! -------------------------- lol. I love Russian reversal. Honestly that was fucking horrendous and not even remotely funny. Link to comment
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