DoubleSb Posted June 1, 2010 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 1, 2010 Let a = b now, a2 = b2 = ab a2 - b2 = a2 - ab (a+b)(a-b) = a(a-b) Now, divide both members by (a-b). a+b = a a+a = a 2a = a 2 = 1 Where is your God now? >implying I believe in god. Also 1/3 = .3333... (1/3)x3 = 1 .3333.... x 3 = .9999... therefore 1=.9999... Link to comment
jeN Posted June 1, 2010 Content Count: 5086 Joined: 04/13/07 Status: Offline Share Posted June 1, 2010 Fuck you and your math; unless it's converting measuring cups I don't care. >=[ 4 Link to comment
DoubleSb Posted June 1, 2010 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 1, 2010 Fuck you and your math; unless it's converting measuring cups I don't care. >=[ I still don't understand why you have a computer in the kitchen. Link to comment
Ganzta Posted June 1, 2010 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 1, 2010 >implying I believe in god. Also 1/3 = .3333... (1/3)x3 = 1 .3333.... x 3 = .9999... therefore 1=.9999... Well, if you had an over 9th-grade-level math course, you would know that .9999.... in fact is 1 Link to comment
Leon Posted June 1, 2010 Content Count: 3205 Joined: 03/20/09 Status: Offline Share Posted June 1, 2010 I'm bad at math as is!! Link to comment
tinkerbell Posted June 2, 2010 Content Count: 1662 Joined: 05/16/07 Status: Offline Share Posted June 2, 2010 Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x] An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint... "I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints. Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt! A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician. "How old, do you think, am I?" she asks coyly. "Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself..." "What is Pi?" A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter." A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision." A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005." An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7." A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" "Statistics shows that most people are abnormal!" "How that?" "According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle..." 1 Link to comment
Cookie Posted June 2, 2010 Content Count: 636 Joined: 01/02/09 Status: Offline Share Posted June 2, 2010 In response to this thread . 64 now equals 65 Link to comment
Maniac Posted June 2, 2010 Content Count: 3299 Joined: 04/08/09 Status: Offline Share Posted June 2, 2010 /suicide Link to comment
Neji Posted June 2, 2010 Content Count: 3341 Joined: 02/28/09 Status: Offline Share Posted June 2, 2010 In response to this thread . 64 now equals 65 :O Link to comment
Cookie Posted June 2, 2010 Content Count: 636 Joined: 01/02/09 Status: Offline Share Posted June 2, 2010 :O bring this to your teacher on a flash drive and tell him/her to explain it lol. Link to comment
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