1 = 2

[Adam]

Let a = b

 

now, a2 = b2 = ab

 

a2 - b2 = a2 - ab

 

(a+b)(a-b) = a(a-b)

 

Now, divide both members by (a-b).

 

a+b = a

 

a+a = a

 

2a = a

 

2 = 1

 

Where is your God now?

[starbucks]

hi.

[Bullet Wound]

You failed math didn't you....

[Adam]

You failed math didn't you....

 

Uhh no. I passed with D.

[Red]

no

[Drox]

Uhh no. I passed with D.

 

lolzz

[Caution]

GG.

[PowStriker]

Um....you cant even do addition and subtraction xD howd you pass with a D rofl...

[Wrathek]

Jesus christ where the fuck do i start? (ignoring your stupid ass a2 and b2 (which i had to decipher to mean a^2 and b^2 before it even kind of made some glint of sense)

Let a = b

 

now, a2 = b2 = ab

 

a2 - b2 = a2 - ab

 

yes, 0 = 0. whoo.

 

(a+b)(a-b) = a(a-b)

 

 

Now, divide both members by (a-b).

 

a+b = a

 

a+a = a

 

2a = a

 

sure, but a also = 0.

 

2 = 1

and no. you can't just haphazardly exchange variables for 1. thats fucking stupid.

2a = 1. 2 ≠ 1.

 

 

Where is your God now?

basically, your stupid ass "proved" what we've known for centuries. any number multiplied by 0, is in fact 0.

 

also, if you go to a REAL school, a D IS failing. yeah, you get "credit", but a D is a 69 or less, and you pretty much have to take the class again.

[Bullet Wound]

2a - 2b = 2a - ab

 

(a+b)(a-b) = a(a-b)

 

(a+b)(a-b) = a(2-b)

 

This is what bugged me the most.

 

(Of course I assumed you mean 2a, when you say a2.....)