What was your first thought of an Admin?

[Testudo]

Anime.

You still haven't seen my sex pillow yet?

 

you scare me with your anime

[Harry]

you scare me with your anime

Bro, if you are scared, see this.

[Jewpiter]

when i went 2 jail the first thing my cellmate said to me was

 

hety jewpitr

 

blood on my knife or shit on my dick. your choice

 

 

i nevr was the same after that.

[Gumpy]

The first admin I ever met on zm severs was The General. Fucker perm banned me five minutes later.

[Boobcake]

TCP - Fat, I was wrong.

[Ámber]

Chobber : His voice sounded like my grandpa, but when i called my grandpa I was scared and thought my grandpa was playing counter strike,

[Zealot]

Zealot: I thought he was a porn star. I was right.

 

Cause he was a ho fo sho

 

Dante - Dick guard in pb, but was kewl deep down

Eskomo - Gay

Shamwow - Annoying

Powerboss - Fucking sexy

Awacs - Read Dante...minus the kewl

Dirty - Smokes to much

Bullet - Fellow Canadian woooo

Skitz - Definitely not 12

[Metal]

you scare me with your anime

 

Lol, the sex pillow is just a joke.

Don't worry, im not like harry.

 

 

Yet.

[Itch]

Damn.. I could waste a few hours posting a long as fuck list.. so I'm just gonna shorten the list.

 

Henda - Step lightly this fucker knows his Ban Hammer

Jewpiter - This guys into self torture (why the fuck else would you try to admin Breakfloor that much)

Tampon - You get what you see. Tells you what he thinks and doesn't hold back.

Paul - God damn it let me win a round will you! (Original GG server)

Raven - This guy knows how to have fun. Doesn't stats whore, avoids drama and just enjoys playing.

Most of the Brits - I need to plan a trip and go on a Euro pub crawl and buy some of these fools a drink.

BodyBag - Is that Raven? No.. yes... no.. wtf?

Cloud - Why is he obsessed with my mum?

GreenBastard - I laughed harder than I think I ever have when he explained how he talks to Obez's mom when he's "riding her hard"

 

Most of the SA's - These people need anger management classes.

[Mercy]

Mercy: Asshole banned like 5-6 people (myself included) on Escape for "blocking" him on Licciana, only for 5 minutes, but damn, I could tell he had one of those vagina's with an abundance of sand in it.

 

jeN: She was pretty chill, she got Chef and several other Alpha Squad players unbanned during her role as BD.

 

Daze: I fucking hated this guy, his english accent was BY FAR the most disturbing thing I have ever heard, however, I have grown used to it thankfully, love ya Dalio.

 

Andre: Didn't use VOIP back then, and he seemed a bit like a pedophile at first but through consistent playing of Escape 2 and chatting he was an ok d00d.

 

Venomous: Not talkative but he didn't have to be, we reside pretty close to each other so we occasionally discussed local events when we did talk, pretty nonchalant guy.

 

That's it for now.

 

o.o i dont remember this