a lil joke i thought of

[BloodDogg]

so theres 3 rings of marriage

 

what are they ?

 

1.the engagement ring

 

2.the wedding ring

 

and

 

3. the sufferRING

 

 

LMAO

 

[TheTruth]

Whats up Woody Allen?

 

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31981.html

[Tyler]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%223+rings+of+marriage%22&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CiBwbgy0UTPeUN5LmygT9kKD3BgAAAKoEBU_QQcpZ

 

FFFUUU ninja'd

[BloodDogg]

Whats up Woody Allen?

 

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31981.html

 

dang it

 

funny how i thought of the same joke,lol i didnt know that link

[Jake]

NUUUUUUUUB lol u didt make it up

[Cookie]

dang it

 

funny how i thought of the same joke,lol i didnt know that link

 

sure . . . whatever you say:amuse:

[PotshotPolka]

Very original.

[Coffee Crisp]

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

 

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

 

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

[ryan o.O]

andres post made me lol just like this joke i thought off yesterday (why do people in movies call the police and ask i f its the police- It sure aint ghostbusters)

[PowStriker]

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

 

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

 

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

 

Lol that was actually pretty good xD As for BlodDogg, you just got owned xD