clever ways to wake someone up

[Jewpiter]

me and a couple of the drills have been thinking of some devious ways of waking up the privates at first call in the morning. usually we barge in there shouting and throwing shit at their lockers. lately they've become complacent and have been taking way too much time to get the fuck out of their racks.

 

basically we need something hilarious to keep us entertained and to make their lives miserable. was thinking about using water balloons on them in the morning. any ideas?

 

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[Revenga]

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[Cypher]

yes

 

well, if they continue to not wake up punish them by giving them by giving them some dish soap instead of water XD

 

EDIT: on one day just let them sleep in, and when they wake up and report, make them work the hardest they have ever and ever will work.

[Shine]

Fire blanks

[RaDiuM]

Popping a water baloon over their head isnt really enough... Rub shit around their mouth and under their nose so they will start to smell it and then think wtf and then realise they have shit on their face.

[b0red]

tear gas, just come in shouting and when they move slowly. Pop on the masks and throw a few tear gas grenades in. I'm pretty sure you have them, since when my dad was in boot camp for the marines. They made them go in a room and they just threw in tear gas. And locked them in for a few minutes.

[Drox]

bullhorns

[SilentGuns]

Hose them with cold water, make them start washing every inch of the place right after they wake up. A soldier has to be ready to do anything , at any time.

 

 

 

Run in, while they are sleeping. Any yell that its time for war and that they have to report to the front lines.

[HankTheTank]

Get two people to wrap a blanket around them, while they're laying in their bed, so they can't move. Get another person to hold a blanket in their mouth, so they can't scream. Wrap soap in towels. Beat them with it.

 

Though, there is a problem with it. They might crack, go crazy, and shoot you in the bathroom before they shoot themselves..

[Toxin]

Shooting blanks in the middle of the barrack sounds like a good idea.