WaffleCopter Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 173 Joined: 08/24/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 any1 know any funny pick up lines? here i start first "hey do u work at subway? cuz u just gave me a footlong" Link to comment
heartless Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 412 Joined: 07/05/10 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 (edited) I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. Edited September 15, 2010 by Haven Link to comment
Barber Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 1058 Joined: 02/23/10 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 Nice Shoes, wanna fuck? 1 Link to comment
Retarded Santa Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 330 Joined: 05/10/08 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 You must be wearing astronaut pants, cause that booty is out of this world! Link to comment
tacosndew Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 464 Joined: 06/14/10 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 We should get breakfast tomorrow, should I call you or nudge you? Link to comment
kool Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 429 Joined: 10/21/07 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 Get your jacket. Link to comment
Ronen Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 720 Joined: 03/10/10 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 Tryna fuck? Link to comment
Dirty Sanchez Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 1552 Joined: 08/31/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2 Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? Link to comment
Sexy Fish Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 445 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 You got a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. Link to comment
Doorknob Posted September 15, 2010 Content Count: 174 Joined: 09/09/10 Status: Offline Share Posted September 15, 2010 Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! Link to comment
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