If your house burned down..

[König]

wolf figurine? wtf lol

 

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

 

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

 

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't even...

[Jewpiter]

my 12 inch quivering-cumming dildo, my collection of Japanese bukake videos, and my anal beads

[Nuada DarkHaven]

sentimental value. It has the tag that was on my dog's collar. My brother got it from the Dominican Republic a while back, and it's recently taken on more value to me as my dog recently died (She was a siberian husky that looked more wolf than dog). Everything else in my house is pretty replaceable.

 

Like Lucid, I'm assuming my family is smart enough to find their way out.

[LolzKnighT]

well simple

DVD Porn, orange juice, and my ps3

[Senior]

Why are so many people thanking itch for wanting to save his two kids if his house was on fire? Doesnt that go without saying when youre a parent?

 

Ive nothing of personal value so id just pick my computer, tv, and card holder.

[trakaill]

Why are so many people thanking itch for wanting to save his two kids if his house was on fire? Doesnt that go without saying when youre a parent?

 

Ive nothing of personal value so id just pick my computer, tv, and card holder.

 

They are not thanking him for saving the kids..

Its more about the emotion brought up by the pic and the fact that he showed his soft side by saying just two and posting a pic of his 2 kids...

I dont know if there is any better words to explain it..but as a young adult id expect you to understand this on your own...

 

Your lack of brightness sometimes shocks me..

 

Edit to answer the OP: Im fast enough and live in a small enough place that Id get all my valuables out before they burn!! PC, laptop, some clothes, RC planes, model planes, airplane medals, trophies... My HDD would come with me as well... you guys know how long it takes to accumulate 350GB of pron?? plus the pictures and music on it!

[Senior]

Your lack of brightness sometimes shocks me..

 

 

Lol, do i even know you?

[Eldest]

wallet n iphone

[Mad Dogg]

My wallet, phone(Can play music) and subwoofer.

[MattShadows]

Fridge, phone, laptop