Funny story...

[Cromyth]

So after school today, I was walking to the local Stewarts (If you don't live in NY or the neighboring states you may not know what this is, but, it is a convenience store for rednecks.) and I see this kid wanting to cross a busy street to get to McDonalds, he only looks one way and begins to run and gets hit by an SUV. He gets thrown over the top of the car and lands on his back. He broke both of his legs and all I did was laugh my FUCKING ass off. The kid was a freshman trying to show off to some of his "lady friends" who were like 7th graders. So after I could breathe I went over and called him an idiot while people are pulling over and calling 911.

 

So now people are calling me an asshole, but nothing new there. He now posted a picture on facebook saying "Wow that hurts." No shit Sherlock, you got hit by an SUV going at least 45mph. Fucking Darwin missed another victim, hopefully soon though.

 

 

He's also wearing some faggoty pink sock with a lighter pink sock warmer on it or some shit. By pink sock I mean a literal pink sock not the excessive anal plundering pink sock, well maybe that too.

 

He has at least 100 people saying "Get well soon" and "It wasn't your fault." I kinda want to just go comment on it and call him a fucking retard and that Darwin missed his chance (Not that many people would understand that in the first place but I would enjoy it personally.)

 

TL;DR: Retard kid hit by SUV, cries about how legs hurt, I laughed and watched it happen.

[hanehane]

stupid kids these days dude my mom got into a accident when some girl tryed crossing a bridge that arked upword so u couldnt see the other side during rushhour and while txting

[Im a Jackass]

HAHAHA THAT DUMBASS. God how can people call you a ass hole THAT IS TRULY FUCKING FUNNY. Why did not one film this?

[Wicked Pissah]

I got a funny story; today I was driving in NY in my SUV and hit some retard trying to cross a busy street.

[SexualHarassmentPanda]

Haha, I was just talking to a good friend of mine that also got hit by a car a few years ago. He got hit a patrol car. There was a news report about him, and it said that he just ran across the street with headphones on and the guy had no time to spot.

[Korean Ninja]

i blew up boston

great day

[Wicked Pissah]

i blew up boston

great day

 

I take that as a National Security Threat. Are you implying something? HUH PETER?

[Harry]

Stewarts isn't for rednecks

 

But cool story.

[ScubaToaster]

My pity is for the car driver, missing your chance to assist Darwin in a kill? Also he's gonna have to clean the shit off his front when he gets home.

[Cromyth]

Stewarts isn't for rednecks

 

But cool story.

 

I love Stewarts, but sadly a lot of rednecks go there, or black people using the pay phone for a drug deal during the middle of the day (That actually happened)