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  1. 1. Good Idea

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    • I am A heretic and therefore my vote does not count
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We need more immature AO's who have a sense of humor. Also we need more Americans, all these euros taking our jobs, its an outrage. Also all these new people being AO's. I've been in the video gaming business for 3 years, these BD's can barely put on diapers they are so new. All these non-videogamers getting in the community is blasphemy. We must purge the non-videogamers. I also don't agree with the fact we are getting a BF3 server, this is steam gamers, not origin gamers, it is due to heretical BD's who are trying to switch us over to the scum that is Origin.

 

 

 

This online gaming forum needs someone who understands video games to be in charge. Does Bob Loblaw even PLAY video games, no, he's too busy doing PHYSICS HOMEWORK. Spartan is a heretic from the EU, socialists, people who want free health care, its madness. Tyrant, a woman in charge, imagine Sarah Palin is the one looking at your Admin Apps. SCARY THOUGHT HUH. Andre is too busy being a HUGE FAGGOT to do any video games. TheVirus, can't even properly play video games, he cracks under the huge pressure that video games put on your mind. When I attempted to chat with him in TTT, HE KILLED HIMSELF. Do you want a suicidal man running your servers, you be the judge. Amit, was last seen with buckets of Cash from SG's private surplus.

 

every no vote counts as 1000 yes votes, if you take any part of this post seriously you should chill out.

 

The people maintaining your hard earned video games (known as AO's) don't understand the games. Venomous, a male, who is sexually confused. Caution, a homosexual marine. Daze, Huwajux, James, Nishok, and Svendy are all European HERETICS. Blargh is having an affair with a former AO. MPQC, addicted to L4D2 at a biological level, if he stops playing he DIES, unable to perform his duties. ChainedLord, can't even put a space between 'Chained' and 'Lord,' and you expect him to watch over your video games?

 

 

These are not the people you want watching over your every move. You need someone that will PURGE all the non-videogamers. Every server will play CALL OF DUTY, and all the money we currently have will go into the best MW3 server ever. All the names will be BOLD PINK, and all the Europeans will have to have to pass the US Citizenship Test before posting on the forums. Anyone caught playing a Dota based game (HoN, LoL, etc.) will be contained and forced to play through every call of duty. Vent will be turned into a Mumble server, and anyone without a mic is to be banned until they buy one. Children under 13 caught talking or even playing on our servers, will not only banned, but we will personally send a person to their house and confiscate every M rated game in the house, if the game is connected to a steam account, we will burn your fucking house down, so you better watch it Mr.Jesus because I am on to you.

 

 

 

Anyone posting tl;dr will be banned, anyone who doesn't type in pink will be banned (this thread is an exception), any meme posts will be banned, anyone who doesn't like nutella will be banned, anyone who's voice seems deeper then naturally possible will be banned, anyone who isn't good at videogames will be banned, anyone who likes anime will be banned, anyone who doesn't think gengar (or dragonite) are the best pokemon will be banned, anyone who thinks D2W is good at games will be banned, anyone who disagrees that 'doe' is the new way to spell 'does' will be banned, anyone who hasn't donated will be banned, anyone named jazzy will be banned, anyone who joined after June 3rd, 2008 will be banned, all white people (regs and Caucasians) will be banned, anyone who disagrees with me will be banned.

 

if someone can find a member that actually doesn't get banned by this I will give you 1 rep.

 

So pretty much best AO ever, please give me opinion on what you think

 

Also anyone using comic sans will be banned, anyone who has ever gotten mad at a leaving thread will be banned, anyone who doesn't own CSS will be banned, anyone who has an italic name will be banned, anyone who uses a Mac will be banned, anyone who actually takes Zaraki seriously will be banned, anyone who is named Zaraki will be banned, anyone named havok will be banned, anyone who plans (or mentions planning) an upraising will be banned, anyone who has ever gotten mad at video games will be banned.

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