alb Posted April 1, 2014 Content Count: 1371 Joined: 08/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 1, 2014 good thread xD off topic is back to its former glory Link to comment
Caido Posted April 8, 2014 Content Count: 160 Joined: 01/31/14 Status: Offline Share Posted April 8, 2014 Week 3 What types of bees make milk? Boo-Bees! Week 4 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Link to comment
Leon Posted February 4, 2015 Content Count: 3205 Joined: 03/20/09 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2015 2 Link to comment
Nuclear Onion Posted February 4, 2015 Content Count: 3462 Joined: 04/07/13 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2015 How did I forget this legendary thread? Link to comment
Vick Posted February 4, 2015 Content Count: 2954 Joined: 08/25/12 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2015 OMG Leon, what have you done Link to comment
Z3r0 M4ni4c Posted February 4, 2015 Content Count: 1814 Joined: 04/18/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2015 What is it these days, people Bumping Legendary Topics from the grave! Link to comment
Zorg Posted February 4, 2015 Content Count: 640 Joined: 04/15/14 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2015 Why cant you tell any pepper a joke.... Because they get jalapeno business. Link to comment
Leon Posted February 4, 2015 Content Count: 3205 Joined: 03/20/09 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2015 2 Link to comment
Caido Posted July 22, 2015 Content Count: 160 Joined: 01/31/14 Status: Offline Share Posted July 22, 2015 Welcome back to Sloth's corny joke of the week!!! Let us get started... What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A Cat-astrophe Why don’t people play poker in the jungle? Too many Cheetahs Link to comment
Caido Posted July 30, 2015 Content Count: 160 Joined: 01/31/14 Status: Offline Share Posted July 30, 2015 It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that. The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah! The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa. You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart. There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending. 10. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. 3 Link to comment
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