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>*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

>*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

>*paTTon has joined the game.*

>*Churchill has joined the game.*

>*benny-tow has joined the game.*

>*T0J0 has joined the game.*

>*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

>*Stalin has joined the game.*

>*deGaulle has joined the game.*

>Roosevelt: hey sup

>T0J0: y0

>Stalin: hi

>Churchill: hi

>Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

>paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

>T0JO: lol

>Roosevelt: o this ****ing sucks i got a depression!

>benny-tow: haha america sux

>Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

>Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever

>Stalin: cool


>deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

>Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

>Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry

>Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

>Roosevelt: get antiair guns

>Churchill: i cant afford them

>benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

>paTTon: stfu

>Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

>deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

>Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

>paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

>Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

>deGaulle: this is weak u guys suck

>*deGaulle has left the game.*

>Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

>benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

>benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

>Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO


>T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

>Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses

>T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

>Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

>Hitler[AoE]: wtf

>Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge

****ing army

>Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker

>Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

>Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

>T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

>Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

>Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A ****ing TRUCE

>Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

>benny-tow: haha


>benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy

soon sum1

>T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

>Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

>Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya

>Stalin: church help me

>Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

>Stalin: dont be an arss

>Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

>Eisenhower: LOL

>benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help

>Hitler: o man ur ****ed

>paTTon: oh what now biotch

>Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

>*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

>benny-tow: lame

>Roosevelt: gj patton

>paTTon: thnx


>Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****

>Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

>Eisenhower: Nuts!

>benny~tow: wtf that mean?

>Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

>paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker

>Stalin: rofl


>Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****ing gay

>Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

>*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

>benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

>Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

>Stalin: OMG LMAO!

>Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has

>left the game*

>paTTon: hahahhah

>T0J0: my teammates are n00bs

>benny~tow: shut up noob

>Roosevelt: haha wut a moron


>paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

>Eisenhower: yah me too

>T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

>Eisenhower: **** u

>paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

>Stalin: go to hell lol

>paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk

>Eisenhower: yah this is gay

>*Roosevelt has left the game.*

>Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

>Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join

>*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

>tru_m4n: hi all

>T0J0: hey

>Stalin: sup

>Churchill: hi

>tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

>tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

>Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

>tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

>Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

>T0J0: wtf is nukes?

>T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!!!111

>*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

>*The Allied team has won the game!*


>Eisenhower: awesome!

>Churchill: gg noobs no re

>T0J0: thats bull**** u ****in suck

>*T0J0 has left the game.*

>*Eisenhower has left the game.*

>Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me

for ****

>Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

>tru_m4n: l8r all

>benny~tow: bye

>Churchill: l8r

>Stalin: fock u all

>tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

>*tru_m4n has left the game.*

>benny~tow: lololol u commie

>Churchill: ROFL

>Churchill: bye commie

>*Churchill has left the game.*

>*benny~tow has left the game.*

>Stalin: i hate u all ***s

>*Stalin has left the game.*

>paTTon: lol no1 is left

>paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

>*paTTon has been eliminated.*

>paTTon: o ****!

>*paTTon has left the game.*



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