PotshotPolka

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I remember playing paintball and we were charging through some woods at an enemy base and it was covered in spiders... I charged right through a 3-inch Banana Spider and squished it with my hand, and we proceeded to storm the walls and fuck up everyone's day inside, and then tore up their base (and couch) looking for props. It was epic, and I no longer fear spiders. You want to become fearless of insects? A: Get a stick, just a small stick, and go kill an entire anthill (Done it) B: Crush spiders bare-handed. (Done it) C: Stomp hornets (Done it)

I thought you were in Iraq dicking around with IEDs, what happened?

Sure... crack open one of those Mike's Hard Lemonades you brought over and take a seat.

This is why we can't have nice things.... get Chris Hanson in here.

Since no one else noticed, and you kept saying it over vent here you are: Enjoy

Go to the computer it was previously installed on, type regedit into run, and go to software, find the company "such as THQ, EA games" and then click on the game under that list and it may still have the cd key info.

Or you could wait for me to finish the hydrogen generator...

It was *cough*Sarcasm*cough*

Legal is indeed ignorant, shame on you for chastising a man from another culture that came to America and didn't know it wasn't kosher to watch another man wipe his ass.

Holy fucking shit Legal, that thing had porn, racism, and sodomy all combined into one. Epic.

Waluigi Girl: Ask Legalsmash after he stops laughing again.

Alright stop with the damn thread, go to the chatbox to continue this.

Since you can't navigate 3 questions.... http://www.filehippo.com/download_directx/ go here, the link to your download is near the top right, and HIT RUN.

(grinding teeth) Did you run it? Don't tell me you can't atleast do this, I managed it when I was, I don't know, 10?

Did you click the link and download it like I said?

He has no idea what directx is anyways, boowy, thats why I just gave him the link and let him solve it, but I'm guessing he's got alot more problems if he just wiped his hard-drive and reinstalled windows, like for instance he may have some of his drivers still not installed.

Sigh... go to this website and install it: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=2da43d38-db71-4c1b-bc6a-9b6652cd92a3&displaylang=en If you are still having problems open up "Run" in your start menu, and type in "dxdiag" and copy and paste everything you find on there here so we can tell what drivers you may have or may be missing.

I honestly don't think shotguns are effective, if I had to pick a weapon for any situation, period it would have to be the five seven. Shotguns may spread but atleast for half a second the user is unable to fire.

My dad has been considering a Remington 870 with a pistol grip simply because they're cheap ($200) and easy to store under your bed, but my mom refuses to have a gun in the house, and Luxxorz get off your damn soapbox before we kick it out from under you.

Christ, stop making 10 different threads and polls, ffs.

Cpt. Cookie:

Happy birthday you damn red.

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