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PotshotPolka

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  1. Freudian Slip?
  2. I'm a good catholic, I went to eight years of private school, got confirmed and haven't gone back since, I'm going to heaven because I got an A in religion class!
  3. I was on the phone playing GTA IV when a guy signaled a hooker, and she walked over to his car and got in. She then proceeded to kick the guy out his car and drive off when she got blocked, and then the guy who was by now pretty damn pissed jump back into the car and yanked her out, and then they started bitch slapping each other. It ended when he knocked her down (atleast a minute later) and curb stomped her. He then got chased by a cop into traffic and got nailed by a truck.
  4. I orchestrated that, was the most organized tormenting of a player I have ever seen in a videogame. Paladin actually killed three of us, but there were atleast 15 of us piling in.
  5. Nevermind, I wasn't logged in.
  6. Gta 4

    Motherfucking fucking fuckers. I can't beat the final fucking mission! I've tried it atleast 8 times and I miss when you have to jump to the chopper from the boat every freaking time. I go full speed taking the sharpest turn I can and I never catch up in time. :cursing:
  7. It got removed :/
  8. I couldn't find a Pedobear cake, so I decided to abstain this time.
  9. After nearly 32 weeks of advanced English Language and Composition, it pains me that I unconsciously fucking critique every single post I see.
  10. Hurrah for promotions. Does SG believe in affirmative action?
  11. I didn't make the original, my edit was a joke on it, but whatever I uploaded a new one.
  12. If someone can manage to access MY computer remotely, period, I personally will be pissed.
  13. Damn that's sad. (Goes back to playing GTA IV while exams get closer)
  14. and play GTA IV you lying basterd... seriously though see you around.
  15. I've never played WoW, but I played Guild Wars for a while, and made me feel like a whore.
  16. So then if you had to sum him up in three words what would it be?
  17. If I had to guess, was Paladin Henda's Apprentice?
  18. I want to die saving 100 kids from a flaming school bus half filled with lava, and then throw a grandma to safety like that guy in the movie Volcano, at the age of 99.
  19. I'd chill in Havok's house and play GTA IV while he manned the windows.
  20. Spore

    Galactic Domination without blood and gore? or zombies? pfft.
  21. Spore

    what is it?
  22. Jet escape at the end is very glitchy, it happens whether you want to or not.
  23. That's shameful Havok... You're not doing enough to make it count! Get an AB splicer for audio/video so that when you make your move, all the TVs, intercoms, etc. will be under your control, have remotely primed (fireworks) mortars positioned around the school's perimeter, and if you want a couple of hot smoke bombs too. Make me proud.
  24. Nothing beats Bacardi Silver and Red Gatorade... except maybe if you add in Raven's popcorn.
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