PotshotPolka

Several months ago me and my parents (specifically my mother) entered a feud of what vehicle to get. I originally liked the look of a 62' Comet I found, and later found this car from my dad's coworker. She of course vetoed since it has only a lap seat belt and no air bag. So I countered saying fine, I'll get a motorcycle with my own money (not to sound like a bitch but I could afford it.) So here we are and she shows me an email from my dad and she asks do you want it? 1973 Ford Maverick White original paint Original intact (and clean) vinyl seats. 6 cylinder inline, either 200 hp or 256 hp. Automatic. $500. Sold.

Rofl.

"No fighting in the War Room!" -Dr. Strangelove "I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum" -They Live "Carpet Bombing is very accurate, all bombs are designed to hit the ground" -U.S. Army Ordance "Game over man, Game over!" -Aliens 2?

Make sure to burp him after dinner!

(Screams in agony, but cannot hear myself sense I've already been struck blind deaf and dumb.)

Sorry I'm a narcissist, Sol, I can't understand your feelings right now. :mellow:

In volusia its all paid for smash, and its a 5 minute drive for me to the campus.

It's a test used at community colleges to determine at what level high school students are and if they can work at a college level. Dual enrollment is like early college.

It was a joke Fishsticks.

A PS3!? Isn't that like an IED because they're so dangerous!?

My SAT and ACT dates are still a ways off, but I took this one so that I could apply for dual-enrollment next year and did fairly well I think. (What I got in paranthesis) Score possible: 120 Necessary to dual-enroll (at lowest class levels-No CLEP) is in brackets Reading {83} (116) :mellow: Writing {83} (100) Elem. Algebra {72} (110) :mellow: College Math {41} (71) Fukin' Trig. :glare: Anyone else taken it?

Mebbe you got it pregnant? Do snakes get morning sickness?

I can't believe nobdy picked Fallout or Army Men. I loved Army Men. What other game allows to charge through hordes of tan soldiers, suicide bombers, cockroaches, zombies, and UFO's? .....Besides Counter Strike?

.....What?

I dunno, how do you convert a demo to a video file?

I convey my thoughts through witty pictures, Legal simply douses me with Chocolate Rain.... Basterd.

Who's BarbaJean?.... I'm sorry, I... I do alot of drugs...

.....good point.

I donate a microphone to Solanum's cause, a signed copy "Zombie Survival Guide". What all are you guys doing besides copying and pasting monologues from support hotlines? Seriously though we love you man. Not in teh ghey way though.

Like zombie hunt only without the ammo or the helpful players to get your back.

I didn't know you were a Floridian resident, even though now that I think about it you did say something to the effect in the college thread. Good deal though, Florida's bar exam is one of the easier ones, my cousin's husband just got his a few months back and turned out to be a public defender. And besides, Florida is full of idiots that love to sue!

Have you tried your state's bar exam?

....Because originally when I made this thread is was about cost of tuition and how I like to bitch about having to pay 40K. I guess we got off on a tangent. :mellow:

How so? I'm not drilling anywhere I would probably just be a liasion or translator willing to freeze his ass off in Siberia.

I could play that for days.