Tcp-Kill

rawr!!

byes

w1nn@rs!!

Well the thing is, some maps are a actual challenge to some people, and if you can't do it, just leave. You won't be able to do every surf map, and making a complaint because the minority can't do it really doesn't carry much weight. Just my feedback.

LOL!!!

Well back in my day... His parents should give him a good ol' fashioned ass whoopin'

omar likes men why is lvg so god damn fet?

Haha, enjoyed watching that

LOL! +rep

Happy Birthday!

LOL!!!!!! Today, I was walking my friends dog around the neighborhood, as I was walking I noticed a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was ok but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FLM __________________ Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I undressed and then proceeded to throw up all over the rug. FML __________________ Today, my mom came to me and asked if I had drank her wine. I'm 16, so I lied and said "no". The next morning there was a DVD on my bed labeled "pool house security cameras- love mom." It was a video of me downing two bottles of red wine and having sex with my boyfriend. FML __________________ Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomache hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and proceeded to take a huge dump. Turns out I chose the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML __________________ Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML __________________ Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML __________________ Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML __________________ Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML __________________ Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said i was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

my baby

oh lawd, not a pretty sight

holy jesus

LOL! he rox ur sox off

Lies, cats are t3h w1n

HAPPY B DAY