SneakySnake

lul. nice find.

Looks 1337. I cant wait to try it.

What did he do???

5/5...EEEE.....eeeeee.....EEEEEe

TO: fuzzynipples And nobody here will know him...MY BRO. Today my brother turns 16.He can finally get his G1.

Looks nice. Cant wait to try it out!

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Somebody lock this thread.

omg funny as hell. thanks.

BOOM HEADSHOT

My steam rating used to be 12. Lul.

Russia Should the people who spam on this thread be forum banned?

Well, she only posted that video because she fells confident about herself and is trying to lose wait. You guys a dicks for making fun of her. She already lost 80 pounds which enabled her to walk. But no, I wouldn't marry her.

Dam these poor people. How the hel does this stuff happen to them lol? I cant stop reading! Im on page 78.

Funniest ones ive read so far. Edit: MORE Today I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one, and on the way i got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. So, I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML Today, I was with my 6th grade class. During recess, we were talking about growing up and getting older. I said that one day, they'd start to look like me. Two of my students started crying. FML

Better than Obez' thread.

Hehe, my Siamese cat once went throught my window screen and jumped of roof. Then he just sat on sidewalk for awhile.

Hehe, how'd you get it? I haven't had a virus in years tho.

Different types of boot virus'. Some may just log you out right when you log in, some whill eventually log you out, which are the easy ones to get rid of. I had a severe one and when I logged in, I had about two seconds to roam then I got a welcoming lbue screen of death and got logged out with a little windows says THANKS!.

Well, my old friend Blackout has been hacked it seems. He sent me a msg telling me to go to some montage video that im included in. He said to log into forums. strangely the link was NOT Steam Community but rather a fake version containing hyphens. And is had some strange .freehostia. part in it? Im not fucking falling for that again. [/img]

Im sorry to say, you have a boot virus. I had one before, I couldn't get rid of it until I re-built my PC.

No Haggard is cool.

Hehe who bumped? Fail. I like sleeping.

How the fu... i've been on ofrums since August and only got 400+ posts. I sense spam. Same for you Eskizo