You have caught the swine flu when you begin to:
1. experiencing a strong urge to post a leaving thread
2. having delusions that the community you belong in is becoming hell
3. experiencing a strong urge to leave the said community
4. having troubles to make sense in your arguments in leaving the said community
5. hallucinating that the community is becoming a bureaucracy and heading toward totalitarianism
If these symptoms persist, the infected person should follow these instructions.
- take a pill of "life" 3 times a day after every meal
- avoid interaction with your "friends" over the internet
- try sleeping in instead of be on the computer until 4 in the morning
- ask yourself "do i sound retarded" before you post anything
Hopefully we can all survive this hysteria over a mild flu.
