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Gumpy

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  1. The song bugged me, but apart from that it was pretty funny.
  2. Embedding disabled by request...
  3. Wow, didn't expect anyone to know what the hell I was talking about. (Except havok)

  4. Fuck you guys, I'm just going to emo out the forums now.
  5. April Fools Day!

    I dried it in advance in preparation for the joke and I sold him about 2cm squared. EDIT: Er... I mean 2cm cubed.
  6. April Fools Day!

    A friend of mine desperately wanted some hash, so I got some dog crap, dried it, cut it into a cube, and sold it to him for 15 euro. AND HE SMOKED IT!!!
  7. Lol, knew I forgot something.
  8. HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!
  9. The word

    Don't you know about the bird? Everybody heard that the bird is the word.
  10. What happened to the thing that would autosize pictures, that shit is huge! Also, LMAO.
  11. Admin Advice

    I'll support you if you promise never to make a thread again.
  12. Irish for as long as I can trace back.
  13. Xbox 360, Snes, Gamecube, Wii, Gameboy and Gameboy advanced sp.
  14. I like the songs technologic and robot rock, but apart from that...
  15. You answered yes to 19 of 43 questions. You are 45% addicted to Counterstrike. There has been 17070 person(s) as addicted as you. My counter-strike related dream was really weird. It was just me having sex with a chick, except for some reason I kept using cs terms. For example: My dick was long A, her ass was B etc.
  16. 6 Nations

    Shhh, rugby is the only good international sport we have. Except for horseriding.
  17. Me

    LOL! Your head looks absolutely giant in a helmet compared to your body.
  18. 6 Nations

    IRELAND KICKED ALL YOUR ASSESS BITCHES! TRIPLE CROWN, SIX NATIONS AND GRAND-SLAM, SUCK ON THAT FUCKERS!
  19. <3 this song!

    THANK YOU! I had that song completey stuck in my head thanks to that mazda ad, and I had no idea who sung it.
  20. You were here like a month. How can you compare anything to the good old off topic when all you have known is this shit?
  21. Lol, you asshole.
  22. Sambuca is disgusting, I don't see how anyone can like it. I hate liquorice.
  23. I was completely smashed on St. Paddy's Day. I drank like 750ml of vodka and a couple of cans of miller. I then ran around like a total fucking retard for the next 20 minutes shouting "THE BITCHES OF PUNK, UNITE!" and I kept calling this fat chick a "Fierce woman" and calling her " A Beast of a girl". A friend of mine had rolled a cross-joint (Like in the Pineapple Express) which was fucking sweet so I had like half of that. Then in my drunken state I decided "LETS GO TO SUBWAY!!!" A couple of my friends dragged me to subway where I fell of my chair, shouted at a thirty year old woman, "ARE YOU ON MY BUS?!?!" until she left and generally made an ass of my self. I'm pretty sure that one of the people behind the counter called the police, because when I went outside to get sick there were two policemen running towards me. I was way too drunk to run away, but I still tried and ended up on the ground in my own sick. I then puked everywhere again, most of it coming out my nose. After getting sick a few times I felt good enough to lie to the police. They were like "If you have been drinking son I'm going to take you to the station". Thinking fast, I said "No, I wasn't drinking, they put onions in my sub and I'm allergic". "Onions did that to you?" "They were some bad-assed onions". Luckily they got another call and had to fuck off somewhere, and that's the drunkest I have ever been. What about you?
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