Paladin

I say nay to your buckethead and yes to Miyavi.

The original SG-1 crew was badass. I liked Don S. Davis and Richard better then Ben and Beau. RIP Don.

Pong nuff said.

That's better. The master must be older.

Happy Birthday Apprentice...wait a minute...YOU TURNED 18 TWO MONTHS BEFORE I DID! Gasp!

The RTS warcrafts I liked, mmo not so much. In fact, I actually still have the original Warcraft: Orcs and Humans lying around. Anyways I'm game if yall start playing D2 again, though I'm not sure if I'll be able to find my old account and I don really want to go through massive cow level run for levels.

Posting things off of bash Hey Mike what? Pussy. er? Pussy. and? Pussy. ... Pussy. i dont get it AND YOU NEVER WILL. bastard *** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud' * Anubis has joined #doghouse what fraud? You haven't heard about it? no? You can read the full story at tubgirl link omg wtf! *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud' Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Yes you! Couldn't be! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet all the stalls were occupied lol bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there's this guy in there taking a shit hahahahahaha and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: ) I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said my password wasn't long enough. ITS RAVEN

I fucking love how much of an asshole he is. "You look like the farm fresh guy" "You look like you ate the farm fresh guy"

Paladin says I. Not joking either, the spamming old threads is annoying.

I am a virgin, but thats because whenever I need to reproduce I have proven by science that a kid will just break off of me...like protozoa.

...Ya did this for the sake of wanting to make a birthday post, didn't ya Vird?

I know how Havok feels..Goddamn pop-ups ruining the porn.

I'm raven's best friend, hes already left me his sexiness in his will.

I bet raven was the one who did it....

I can try to get back on...If my character is still there that is. If I do get back on my character on Emerald's name is Shdow on TR.

Soon as they began nerfing the hell out of the BFRs is when I left. It was a pain in the ass working for that thing and it just aggravated me that because some people couldn't kill it, they had to make it obsolete towards everything. Typical, gamers who can't get something or kill something, they have to have it nerfed.

Planetside is a MMOFPS/PVP. You have two types of "levels" and they are the Command Ranks and the Battle Ranks. Battle Ranks is for simple combat, whereas Command Ranks are for when you are in charge of a squad. There are no leveling off of npcs or such, the game is strictly pvp. You go to different islands and fight two other nations for control of each stronghold/tower. Theres three different nations, Vanu Sovereign, New Conglomerate, and Terran Republic. Terran Republic usually has the most people, Vanu is the most advanced, and Conglomerate mainly has powerhouses of weapons. The last thing is certifying for vehicles, which you get by getting off of a cert machine. The only thing you can't get off of them is the Battleframe Robotics which you have to do a lot of pvping in caves for.

I did play it a while back. Was a Terran Republic Colossus pilot on Emerald.

1. Raven 2. Keylin 3. K!ll3RM!DG3T 4. Haggard 5. PotshotPolka

I'm halfway tempted to neg rep each person on here that are actually asking for rep. The idiocy of this thread outweighs its actual contribution.

I suggest avoiding adam's apples or (God forbid) the balls. Shots to those two places in a fight is probably the worst thing to do. A. If you go for the adam's apple, as Slavic said it can kill them and then you'll have fun doing jail time. B. Because all guys have had damage done to there balls by SOMEONE, and immediately everyone feels sympathy pain for the guy on the ground and then you'll be called a pansy and the condolences will go to the victim, hell I would. If anything, go for a gut shot. Judging by the description it should either keep him winded or bring him down altogether.

Happy Birthday Bubba

I'm a short elephant that likes to smack swans... PERFECT I'm also a crazy behemoth that likes to climb Bill Cosby Edit: New title! Titanic Dad who likes to Taste Hookers Wasteful Bastard who likes to stomp Mexico Red manwhore who likes to Corrupt Flies Lecherous Cocksucker who likes to pilfer nipples Lecherous Condom who likes to grow testes Man, I'm loading up on some weirdies