iNorris

Woot! Got in here before it was locked. From a newbie's perspective, I came here because i liked the environment and the players. There tends to be a couple hiccups here and there in every community, but you just have to grin and bear it. I see where you're coming from, but is it really necessary to immediately fire off accusations? I love this place already, even though some people have hot tempers (Jesus, I accidentally used the wrong tag. Chill your boner). Chin up lad. And since you already donated, you might as well enjoy the rewards.

There was an earthquake in ze_paranoid? Odd...when was that feature added?

Billy and Jamie were in religion class one day. Jamie was prone to falling asleep in class, so Billy decided to poke her with a pin to wake her. The teacher called on Jamie. "Who is our savior who rose from the dead?" Billy poked her, and she shouted "Jesus Christ!" The teacher called on her again. "What is Mary's title?" Again, Billy prodded her with the pin, and she shrieked, "Mother of God!" The third time the teacher called on Jamie, she asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 25th child?" Upon Billy stabbing Jamie with the pin, she yelled, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

-I was hit by a sedan in the cayman islands -I can play the harmonica parts of Piano Man by Billy Joel -I play hockey -I like all kinds of music, excluding pop and rap. I even enjoy classical and electronica occasionally. -I am a pious Catholic

The epitome of gayness. Make it some weird ominous monster with no name.

Bethesda, a demon monster with huge biceps. Hello, A+.

I try to keep away from my computer to prevent this. ...too bad I have an iTouch...

China Gel...like Icy Hot, but Chinese. I just cracked my neck the wrong way and went into a writhing spasm of agony. I rubbed China Gel all over it, and I am now in a blissfully painless state with a Jack Daniels breakfast burrito in one hand and a jar of China Gel in the other. I highly recommend this product to athletes and those with joint pains. The "icy burn" of China Gel a rediculously awesome herbal (I call bullshit on that one though) mixture that just releases aches and pains. Don't ask me how to order it. My parents just handed me a case of it because they got the surplus from a triathalete shop that was going out of business. I hope I don't come off as advertising, though.

Long thread is long. In other matters, I personally suggest you stay away from pills and, um, sex workouts (I can imagine herpes hurts a bit). It's all about mind over matter. As for rewards, I don't think a couple Thin Mints would hurt after a stressful day at work, though it would be best to take a walk or bike in the woods now that spring is upon us. Easy chill workouts do wonders for a stressed out mind. If you truly think you can't go further, just turn to a contact sport like hockey or football, and use that extra weight for a good cause (mass x speed = velocity)!

Slavic, I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but what good is a buff bod if your brain is fried?

You misunderstood me. I was pissing pure adrenaline, which I then shot at ninjas, who went into cardiac arrest. But yes, Tower of Terror is quite awesome. The first time I went though, my tram got stuck just as it reached the top. I grew sad.

Virus, you are officially someone's hero. How does it feel?

Looks cool, but does not in any way compare to Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point. Throughout the entire ride, the sole thought that entered my mind was "HOLY SHIT!!!!" I think I wet myself a little.

Cardio is still pretty important. Even if you do lose a ton of weight, your heart remains as damaged as it was when you were a bit, uh, bulkier. I got this cheap little gadget that attaches to the back of your bike, and presto! Instant stationary bike. I stuck it in my basement in front of the TV, and now do a thirty minute ride every day. It gets your heart pumping, strengthens it, and it even improves sleep quality (a must considering I get up at 5 every morning). Diets can help, but it's mainly for you figure. I mean no offense and wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

Growing up my musical tastes had been heavily influenced by my parents, who lived through the golden days of rock ('60s, '70s, '80s, golden in their opinion). I'm talking about guys like The Doors, Pink Floyd, Supertramp, Boston, and U2, with a little heavier stuff like Guns 'n Roses and Led Zeppelin. Today, it seems to me like metal is taking over, and I was just wondering if anyone still listens to classic rock. I would be really sad for some really great artists to fade into oblivion.

Trumpet for 7 years. I own, right....right?!?!?

He's talking about a movie containing several video game characters fighting. I imagine the "so" at the end was supposed to be "some." He's just wondering what it is, or maybe how it was done? I personally have no idea, kira. But you really should work on your typing/English skills.