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I bet lots of you know http://www.fmylife.com but look what I just found out -> http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?page=1&part=year

 

Some good stuff there, for the lazy ones, here are some quotes :d

 

Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA

Today, no one wished me a happy birthday. I wasn't suprised, today isn't my birthday. MLIA.

Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.

Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA
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Today, my girlfriend asked me if I was thinking aout marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared. MLIA

Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA

LOLOMGARD.

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Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

 

Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved. MLIA

 

Today, I had sex with the girl of my dreams. In my dreams. MLIA

 

I lol'd

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Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

 

Today, I was on a boat. T-Pain wasn't there. MLIA

 

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA

 

 

There are some gems in there, but a lot of them are really boring.

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