Corrupt-a-Wish!

[SneakySnake]

Granted but then you get shot for "tresspassing"

 

I wish I was the boss.

 

Granted, but your the boss of nothing.

 

I wish I owned "Dad's" rootbeer company.

[Maniac]

Granted, but your the boss of nothing.

 

I wish I owned "Dad's" rootbeer company.

Granted but the factory burns down

 

I wish to have cevo p skill in all fps games

[Flick]

Granted but the factory burns down

 

I wish to have cevo p skill in all fps games

 

granted but no one loves you because you play videogames all the time now

 

i wish i had exactly 5 more completely untouched and in perfect shape pepsi cans

[SoulKeeper]

granted but no one loves you because you play videogames all the time now

 

i wish i had exactly 5 more completely untouched and in perfect shape pepsi cans

 

Granted, but your house and all your belongings, friends, and loved ones are destroyed in a freak fire, forcing you to recycle the cans for money for food.

 

I wish I was God.

[Toxin]

granted but no one loves you because you play videogames all the time now

 

i wish i had exactly 5 more completely untouched and in perfect shape pepsi cans

 

Granted, but it turns out to be coke cans.

 

I wish to go to Harvard so Red Tampon will curbstomp some kittens

[Ganzta]

Granted, but it turns out to be coke cans.

 

I wish to go to Harvard so Red Tampon will curbstomp some kittens

 

not granted

[Jewpiter]

I wish my penis was larger than 2 inches :-(

[mNote]

I wish my penis was larger than 2 inches :-(

 

Granted but it is 2.00000001 inches.

[Chainedlord]

Granted, but it turns out to be coke cans.

 

I wish to go to Harvard so Red Tampon will curbstomp some kittens

 

Granted, but the kittens came back to life and bit Red Tampon in inappropriate places

 

I wish people didn't exist

[Bubbles]

Granted, but the kittens came back to life and bit Red Tampon in inappropriate places

 

I wish people didn't exist

 

granted, you are now a meat Popsicle.

 

I wish this thread were locked