Corrupt-a-Wish!

[DoubleSb]

Granted, but there was an other thread about this.

 

I wish I was a kool kid.

 

Edit: Mine was for Xeno. FFS.

[Bullet Wound]

Granted, but you get mauled by a pack of wolves and become disfigured for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had me a sammich.

[SoulKeeper]

Granted, but there was an other thread about this.

 

I wish I was a kool kid.

 

Edit: Mine was for Xeno. FFS.

 

Granted, but you're still a virgin.

 

I wish I was poor with a horrible life with no money as a big fat ugly guy with no hope in life.

 

Granted, but you get mauled by a pack of wolves and become disfigured for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had me a sammich.

 

Granted, but it's a cock sammich.

[Frostbyte]

Not elaborate enough, tsk tsk.

 

I wish I had wished for something in my first post.

[Metal]

Not elaborate enough, tsk tsk.

 

I wish I had wished for something in my first post.

 

Granted, Go edit your 1st post.

 

I wish i wasn't Canadian and was Japanese.

[DoubleSb]

Granted, Go edit your 1st post.

 

I wish i wasn't Canadian and was Japanese.

 

Granted, but you're German and only 10% Japanese.

 

I wish I won the game.

[Bullet Wound]

Granted, but you're German and only 10% Japanese.

 

I wish I won the game.

 

Granted, but you were playing with yourself, and you gave yourself aids.

 

I wish I was me.

[Bubbles]

Granted, but you were playing with yourself, and you gave yourself aids.

 

I wish I was me.

 

granted, but you are instead a chinese jewish midget named 'me'

 

I wish Jesus was alive

[Flick]

granted, but you are instead a chinese jewish midget named 'me'

 

I wish Jesus was alive

 

Granted, but its actually the guy who sells cocaine on the corner and doesn't pronounce it as it's spelled

 

I wish t mobile didn't have such bad service

[SoulKeeper]

Granted, but its actually the guy who sells cocaine on the corner and doesn't pronounce it as it's spelled

 

I wish t mobile didn't have such bad service

 

Granted, but you're stuck with virgin mobile until you lose your virginity.

never

 

I wish I was a pretty little girl.