"this ain't avatar..."

[c0bra067]

friend showed me this shit, i guess its suppose to come out with the 3d avatar porno "this ain't avatar xxx" they're making. i thought it was a joke at first, but its 100% serious, here's the site to check it out. sad part is that someone is actually going to buy it

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/

 

U.F.O. Reports Confirmed!

 

For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial fuckery, the once top-secret "Alien" is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men.

[Harry]

Daddragon (furry shit company) made an avatar fleshlight MONTHS ago. They are slowpokes.

[IntenseFajita]

what the... i dont even.... just.. hot.

[APenguin]

Kinky. Very, very kinky. Getting 10, who wants to share?

[Cromyth]

LOL faggots.

[König]

i came

 

 

LOL

 

unidentified fucking object. god i hate you op, why you poisoning my mind.

[Ms. Blargh]

Dont they use their tails o.O and dont have vaginas...

[Drox]

wow...lol just owning a normal one would be weird, having this one just makes it gay.

[c0bra067]

you have to watch the trailer for the movie. its worth a good laugh

[skitzophranic]

.............FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

bahahaha. But ye, it is kinda sad to think people actually might buy an Avatar fleshlight. hahaha