floffypus Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 5063 Joined: 02/25/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) Im gonna have sex with that machine! cyber sex :9 a lesbian bot aint stopping me! Edited January 21, 2011 by floffypus Link to comment
Spiffy Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 984 Joined: 08/20/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 Better attempt at hotel california: User: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair... Cleverbot: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. User: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim... Cleverbot: I had to stop for the night. User: There she stood in the doorway. Cleverbot: I heard the mission bell. User: And I was thinking to myself. Cleverbot: This could be heaven or this could be hell. User: Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way. Cleverbot: There were voices down the corridor. User: I thought I heard them say... Cleverbot: Welcome to the Hotel California. User: Such a lovely place. Cleverbot: Such a lovely face. User: Plenty of room at the hotel california. Cleverbot: Any time of year (Any time of year). User: You can find it here. Cleverbot: She is tiffany-twisted. User: She got the mercedes bends. Cleverbot: She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends. User: How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Cleverbot: Some dance to remember, some dance to forget. User: So I called up the captain. Cleverbot: Please bring me my wine. User: He said, 'we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’. Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about. User: And still those voices are calling from far away. Cleverbot: Okay. So I'm going to the Homecoming dance with my ex boyfriend on Saturday. I'm trying to think of ways to make this a fun night for both of us. Any ideas for me? User: Wake you up in the middle of the night. Cleverbot: Just to hear them say... User: Welcome to the hotel california. Cleverbot: Such a lovely place. User: Such a lovely face. Cleverbot: Plenty of room at the hotel california. User: They livin' it up at the hotel california. Cleverbot: Any time of year. User: What a nice surprise, bring your alibis. Cleverbot: Bring your alibis. User: Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice. Cleverbot: No no no the next line is 'her mind is tiffany twisted, she got the mercedes bends'. User: No, you screwed it up. Cleverbot: In a good way, right? User: No, in a bad way. Cleverbot: No, in a good way! User: And she said 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’. Cleverbot: But you wouldn't have even know he knew if she hadn't said what he'd said. User: And in the master's chambers. Cleverbot: They gather for their feast. User: The stab it with their steely knives. Cleverbot: What? User: But they just can't kill the beast. Cleverbot: Last thing I remember. User: I was, Running for the door. Cleverbot: What are yout alking about? User: What are 'yout alking' about? Cleverbot: What you're talking about! User: I know that's what I am talking about! Cleverbot: Alright then you strange person. User: I had to find the passage back. Cleverbot: Relax, said the nightman. User: We are programmed to receive. Cleverbot: Yeah I know, dude. User: You can checkout any time you like. Cleverbot: Do you have armpit hair? User: But you can never leave! Cleverbot: I am my own worst enemy. Link to comment
Trogdor Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 1752 Joined: 10/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 User: On a dark desert highway... Cleverbot: Took the midnight train going anywhere. OHLAWDY. Laughed so hard. Link to comment
starbucks Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 1571 Joined: 02/19/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 What's funnny with "trolling" a bot? Link to comment
RaDiuM Posted January 22, 2011 Content Count: 931 Joined: 12/09/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2011 Im gonna have sex with that machine! cyber sex :9 a lesbian bot aint stopping me! me: you like licking pussy bot: Yes, I like them very much! me: inniie or outy? bot: Innie. You? Link to comment
Phonicz Posted January 22, 2011 Content Count: 1621 Joined: 03/09/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2011 if you didn't post this, we would be so lost on how to troll cleverbot. THANK YOU Link to comment
Drox Posted January 22, 2011 Content Count: 8383 Joined: 12/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2011 lol old Link to comment
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