Random Question of the Day [Feb 10 2010]

[Drox]

Everyone in SG is a troll. Some are just retarded.

 

lol Out of anyone to say this, it came from Neji

 

 

Edit: Inb4 he changed it ;)

[RaDiuM]

The second coming.

[Hazmat]

In the forthcoming years, from now until mid-2012 the internet and online communication will expand, becoming exponentially popular. By November of 2012, over 4.5 billion people will have regular access to the internet. Mobile communication, computers, video game consoles, all will balloon in sales. Because of this, all IP addresses in the new IPv6 system will be allocated. Scientists won't be able to upgrade to the next version, and the internet will collapse. Worldwide stocks will fall, and countries will blame eachother, thus ensuing a cold war. In a few years' time, members of militia groups will target Presidents of leading superpowers, such as the US and/or China. They will blame enemy countries for the assassinations of the President, escalating the cold war into a Hot War. The US DEFCON system is now at DEFCON 2. Governments around the world are declaring martial law, telling citizens to stay indoors and out of harm's way. Soldiers are deployed in key areas of Europe, the Middle East, and in various areas near the Indochinese Peninsula. The new US President, replacing the assassinated former will propose a bill in Congress for deploying ICBMs to predetermined locations. The bill passes through Congress and the Senate, and the DEFCON system is now at DEFCON 1. China and its' allies, including Iran, North Korea, and other various states, are preparing to launch a counter-offensive. It has been revealed that North Korea has been hiding up to 50 centrifugal sites throughout the Northern territory, and have built up their Nuclear Arsenal to 25% of Russia's amount. That, combined with the Nuclear Arms Iran has secretly been producing, and China's own stockpile, their total Nuclear Arsenal is almost matched with the US' and its allies' Arsenal. As the commands of Nuclear Launches from both sides commence, the Worldwide population joins together on the street, in quiet prayer and song. In Africa, rioting has broken out in the countries of Nigeria, Tanzania, Sudan, and Sierra Leone. In South Africa, Nelson Mandela is shown in a Nationally-televised TV Press Conference: "My fellow South Africans... today marks a day of no return. The histories and technological innovations of the human race will be forgotten, and our existence will most definitely be tested in these next few days. My thoughts and prayers go out to all families listening, and I hope to god that you can all stay safe. I will be seeing you on the other side, my friends." In Tibet, Buddhist monks chant the spiritual songs of life, reincarnation, and forgiveness. People across the world, in North America, Australia, South America, Europe, Africa, and Asia, join together in prayer.

 

And then the bombs drop.

 

 

You are my new Hero for writing this... I LOVE YOU (No Homo)

[Guest Vivian556]

I am hoping for zombies.

 

Though, I believe there will be a ton of riots...

 

and the hillbilly's will come out of hiding and kill us all like in Wrong Turn 1,2, and 3.

[Elleon]

Nothing.

 

Not a damn significant thing aside from a bunch of misguided cult members committing suicide because they were too weak of mind. Personally, I applaud this, but a giant meteor or nuclear strike global wide, killing off everyone almost instantaneous, would certainly be one hell of a show.

 

I just hope I have enough time to set up a lawn chair and that free popcorn, cigarettes, and beer are available.

 

I am hoping for zombies.

 

Though, I believe there will be a ton of riots...

 

and the hillbilly's will come out of hiding and kill us all like in Wrong Turn 1,2, and 3.

 

Rofl.

 

They actually came out with two more of these movies?

[matt 187]

My theory is

 

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

[Sai]

Korean Ninja will get admin. Oh wait that did happen. Huh guess 2012 is over.

[Saxe]

I will become the new god, and everyone will worship me.

[Turtlefiish]

That the date will mysteriously go back by one year.

[skitzophranic]

zombies .....or some nuke war...or some freaky deaky virus/disease thing.