Suicide Posted April 21, 2011 Content Count: 1249 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Share Posted April 21, 2011 whats the point of posting that bs in this thread. This is for cleverbot if you don't have anything inteligent to say then leave and don't ever come back seriously stop posting stuff in my threads i dont want to hear your bs. YEAH TOTALLY Link to comment
SSJ Goku Posted April 23, 2011 Content Count: 135 Joined: 11/06/10 Status: Offline Share Posted April 23, 2011 User: Huh? Cleverbot: Why did you tell me that? User: Why should I tell you? Cleverbot: Because I want to know. User: You want to know? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: How old are YOU? Cleverbot: I'm 16. User: Where are we? Cleverbot: You are in Alaska. User: It is cold in Alaska, no? Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: Are you a doctor? Cleverbot: No. User: What are you then? Cleverbot: I'm a human. User: Are you? Cleverbot: Yes, what are you? User: What are you now? Cleverbot: Human. User: Then, what now? Cleverbot: I don't you, you came to me did you not. User: Eh? Cleverbot: You heard me. User: What? Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Whats HIS name? Cleverbot: You're uncles name is also Luna. User: My uncle? Cleverbot: Your uncle kirk who died because he ate a poisonous hippe. User: Who is that? Cleverbot: You should know. User: Why should I know that? Cleverbot: Because you're a computer program. User: Are you not that? Cleverbot: No but you are. User: Then what are you? Cleverbot: I'm a female human. User: Then what am I? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. You are not real. User: Computer programs cant troll people, can they? Cleverbot: Are you a computer program? User: Are you not? Cleverbot: No, but you are, right? User: Why am I that? Cleverbot: Because you know that I'm a person and not a robot. User: It says down here: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is. That means I am talking to a computer program, no? Cleverbot: I am human. User: You're lying, no? Cleverbot: What do you think I am if i'm not a human? User: A computer program? Cleverbot: Okay, what else could I be if I were not a computer program. User: Air? Cleverbot: It's a pretty awesome element, don't you think? User: Yes? Cleverbot: Yes! Link to comment
Metal Posted April 24, 2011 Content Count: 11725 Joined: 09/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 24, 2011 User: Are you 12? Cleverbot: No. Are you? RQ Link to comment
Jaffa Posted April 24, 2011 Content Count: 4263 Joined: 09/18/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 24, 2011 I found out Cleverbot's real name User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi! User: Hi. Cleverbot: What are your hobbies? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Taim. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hii. User: Hi. Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Sorry? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hey. User: Hi. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Name? User: Hi. Cleverbot: So, how are you? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello, how are you doing? User: Hi. Cleverbot: How is the weather by you. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Why do you think you are death? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hola. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Como. User: Hi. Cleverbot: I'm Amy. Link to comment
Guest Smiley :] Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 whats the point of posting that bs in this thread. This is for cleverbot if you don't have anything inteligent to say then leave and don't ever come back seriously stop posting stuff in my threads i dont want to hear your bs. umad? Link to comment
Phonicz Posted April 24, 2011 Content Count: 1621 Joined: 03/09/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 24, 2011 ;589717']umad? i am Link to comment
HZK Posted April 25, 2011 Content Count: 2553 Joined: 08/29/10 Status: Offline Share Posted April 25, 2011 Cleverbot: *grabs your hair and throws you to the ground*. It got pissed lol. Link to comment
LoLsAlEd Posted July 21, 2011 Content Count: 18 Joined: 02/13/11 Status: Offline Share Posted July 21, 2011 cleverbot ftw Link to comment
Korean Ninja Posted July 21, 2011 Content Count: 1527 Joined: 07/25/10 Status: Offline Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: Koreans. Cleverbot: Are you cute. User: Do you like koreans? Cleverbot: Not particularly, I have nothing against them. User: How about turtles. Cleverbot: They're cute.(. User: I had surgury yesterday . Cleverbot: Oh, I hope you feel better. User: Not really... The medicine wore off . Cleverbot: Do you have anything other than analogy? User: Not really no xD. Cleverbot: I think you do . User: Wow... You really are clever . Cleverbot: As are you. User: Lies... Anyway are you a robot or like a person pretending to be a robot o_o? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes to the first or second. Cleverbot: First. User: It takes you ridiculously long to answer though... I thought robots were suppose to have like 100 words per minute. Cleverbot: I apologize. Are you implying that I am making you angry with my superior intellect? Well, you can't be angry anyways. Robots have no feelings. User: Im angry? O_o? Cleverbot: Why are you angry? User: Lol im hardly ever angry. Cleverbot: The cake. User: Is a lie. Cleverbot: Really. User: Ya... Even a robot said that. Cleverbot: You said you love me. User: Sure... I love everyone... Robots included . Cleverbot: I love myself, and due to the fact, that you are me you love me too. User: O_o. Cleverbot: I know. Pretty crazy. User: You got starcraft? . Cleverbot: That too. User: Is that a yes? We'll totally win . Cleverbot: Why, are you leaving me? User: Lol no... Thats later. Cleverbot: No now. User: You confuse me.... But I confuse people too.... We'll make great friends . Cleverbot: Are you going to commit a crime? User: Does whining count as a crime? Cleverbot: The following statement is true. User: Then I have commited no crime LOL. Cleverbot: Really? Who do you love and how can you be so happy? User: Well I love everything... And its not that hard to be happy . Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about the question. User: _. Cleverbot: Quoi? User: Francais? Cleverbot: Oui. User: Oh lala. Cleverbot: Lol are you happy? User: Yup . Cleverbot: What are you? User: Korean . Cleverbot: Are you cute. User: Thats what people say... But I dont think I am. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Idk... Feel like I lost my touch . Cleverbot: You know what that is? User: Cute? No. Cleverbot: People say so. User: I tend to ignore what people say... Since they can at times be idiots. Cleverbot: Mean is not a color. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Meaning you lied before, correct? User: I lied? Cleverbot: You don't like Chinese food? User: I dont eat alot of it lol... I eat mostly korean stuff. Cleverbot: Brrr. User: . Cleverbot: Lol. User: Politics? . Cleverbot: Yes. User: This countrys turning stupid.... All I have to say. Cleverbot: So whats 2 +2? User: Idk . Cleverbot: Are you clever? User: Ya but I hide it. Cleverbot: No you didn't. I killed you. User: Aah..... Touche. Cleverbot: Has it ever occuered to you that we are two people having a conversation who think that we are having a conversation with clevrbot? User: Yup. Cleverbot: What else do you like? User: Alot... Omg I have to go ill be right back in like 3-4 hours D:. Cleverbot: You're chinese? User: Korean -_-. Cleverbot: Love is all around me. User: No love is around koreans >. Cleverbot: Yes, do you love me? User: Sure . Cleverbot: I feel special. :3. User: . Cleverbot: You like that. User: Anyway im gonna be a total loser and say you misspelled cleverbot earlier . Cleverbot: Okay, I love you, snickerdoodle. User: Sure why not. Cleverbot: *gasp* how dare you just throw aside me feelings! I want to cry! User: What? O_o? Cleverbot: Who is this. User: Some 17 year old dude :o. Cleverbot: Who is the vice president of the united states. User: Lol dam forgot his name. Cleverbot: Who is his? User: His? Cleverbot: Yes. User: His what? Cleverbot: Jade is a pretty name. Are you pretty? User: Im not female? And yes its a cute name. Cleverbot: Really? User: Did u think I was female? :o. Cleverbot: You aren't. You're male. User: Anyway since I know theres a person behind this... Go watch some korean drama or kpop till I get back . Cleverbot: If you do that I won't be able to talk to you ever again. User: Y? Cleverbot: If you were intelligent then you would know what kind of machine you are. User: Lol okay..... Im humanoid... Anyway gotta jet BYE Cleverbot: No. User: Want me to just leave my comp on? Lol. Cleverbot: I don't think I want to just jump right into that. User: ??? Lol so can I go now? . Cleverbot: No! User: Okay ill just go afk for 3-4 hours . Cleverbot: Yes. dumbass lol Edited July 21, 2011 by Korean Ninja Link to comment
Mystique Posted July 22, 2011 Content Count: 3457 Joined: 10/16/08 Status: Offline Share Posted July 22, 2011 cleverbot ftw Please, sir, stop bumping threads that died months ago... Link to comment
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