Post your funny joke (PRIZE)

[Chainedlord]

SG has no sense of humor...

[MPQC]

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My girlfriends joke. ^_^

[SilentGuns]

A Irishman , Frenchmen and a German walk into a bar, the bartender says '' is this supposed to be a fucking joke?''

 

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Most jokes I know are in Estonian and not so funny when I translate to english.

 

 

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Two men walk out of a bar. They argue over who is more drunk. One says to the other '' I see 2 trees'' . The other replies '' well, I see 3 trees '' . Then a third man stumbles out of the bar and says '' Get out of my way , men ! I need to go take a piss in the woods ''

[Jizzy]

So one day Ewingz died in a car accident he went to heaven, and god said to him "Ewingz you have always been fuckin each and every chick you cheated them all so for ur punishment u get a VERY VERY ugly ugly ugly woman for 100 years so you will regret your cheating" And he got himself the most horrific girl ever she was so ugly that ur eyes good bleed!!

 

2 weeks later I died because i was shot, i went to heaven and got the same speech from God and i also had a VERY VERY ugly ugly ugly woman for 100 years.

 

3 days later RaIphawado died because he had a bad parachute, so ewingz and i were walking and we saw RaIphawado with the most beautifull girl ever, we said "How in the world is that possible!! you have had alot of screwing around 2" and RaIphawado said "Yeah but she needed to be punished"

[Bob Loblaw]

So one day Ewingz died in a car accident he went to heaven, and god said to him "Ewingz you have always been fuckin each and every chick you cheated them all so for ur punishment u get a VERY VERY ugly ugly ugly woman for 100 years so you will regret your cheating" And he got himself the most horrific girl ever she was so ugly that ur eyes good bleed!!

 

2 weeks later I died because i was shot, i went to heaven and got the same speech from God and i also had a VERY VERY ugly ugly ugly woman for 100 years.

 

3 days later RaIphawado died because he had a bad parachute, so ewingz and i were walking and we saw RaIphawado with the most beautifull girl ever, we said "How in the world is that possible!! you have had alot of screwing around 2" and RaIphawado said "Yeah but she needed to be punished"

 

The grammar of this story made it hard to understand.

[Paul]

The grammar of this story made it hard to understand.

 

LOL. Thats why I thanked it

[Lukehhh]

MATHEMATICS PAPER -- 2011

 

Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.

 

Calculate the probability we have used this name because we're scared of being racist.

[RaIphawado]

1+1 = 4

[redsand]

Origin of the saying "good lord"

 

It's 1863 and it's the battle of Gettysburg. There is a group of 30 soldiers looking for a place to stay the night. They come up to a farm and knock on the door. The farmer answers and the general asks if they could stay there for the night. The farmer says, "Sorry, I only have room for one." The general shouts, "Lieutenant Cox you're staying here for the night." The rest of the soldiers kept walking looking for a place to stay. They come upon another farm and knock on the door. An old lady answers and says, "How can I help you fellas tonight?" The general asked if they could stay and the old lady replied, "How many of there are you?" The general said, "1, 2 . . . 29 without Cox." And the old lady replies "Good lord!"

 

I don't remember the original joke so I kinda fudged a lot of it.

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3 guy went to this farm and asked the farmer if they could stay in his barn for the night. the farmer said yes but my daughter sleeps there and if you touch her your going to regret it. so later that night each person fucked her. so the next morning the farmer woke up and saw that they touched her. the farmer goes i told you that you would regret it now go into the fields and pick one hundred of her favorite fruit. the first guy was that was back and he brought one hundred cherries the farmer said good now shove them up your ass so he did and walked away. the next person back came with one hundred apples the farmer said good now shove them up your ass he gets to 98 and starts laughing and they all fall out he gets to 99 starts laughing and they all fall out the farmer goes Boy what's your problem the second guy goes that 3rd guy back there is picking watermelons!!!!

 

 

The original was a mexican a white guy and a black guy but it was kinda racist so i changed it to 3 random guy joke ain't as funny but its still quite funny.