What we can learn from our Porn Searches

[Im a Jackass]

So college humor just came out with thin that gives you what each country and states within the country top 10 things they search into porn sites. Some of it was kind of funny.

 

1. Indian porn is popular in India, Nigeria, and New Jersey. New Jersey is the only state in which "Indian" cracks the top 10.

 

2. Kentucky is the only state to specify that they want their porn free. Kentuckians are either great at getting a bargain or unaware that most porn online is free.

 

3. Both California and Hawaii have "asian" as their top search, but Californians seem more interested in Koreans, while Hawaii searches more for "Japanese." This rivalry continues on the world stage where China's top search is "Japanese," but Cambodia's is "korean sex (gay)."

 

4. "College" appears in every state's top ten searches except Wyoming, who seems to be undervaluing the American education system.

 

5. The fourth most popular search term in Peru is "just bieber (gay)." This is also the fourth most popular YouTube comment in America.

 

6. A search for "Native American" does appear, but in Iceland for some reason.

 

7. In Romania, "mom and son" is so popular it appears in both the first and fifth position.

 

8. In Korea the search term "mother" is more popular than "toilet" and "shitting," but still less popular than "shit." Better luck next year, Mom.

 

9. America really, really, really likes teens.

 

10. In Kazakhstan the second most popular search is "squirt machine" which is hopefully a person and not some kind of terrifying device built in a basement.

 

11. In Morocco, the #3 and #4 search terms are "anorexic" and "big ass" because Morocco hasn't learned that you can't have it both ways.

 

12. Nigeria wins the award for Least Creative Porn Search with the third most popular item: "things I jack off to," presumably beating out "Videos and/or photos of people procreating."

 

13. In Libya the best milfs seem to come from Japan, but the best anal sluts come from America. See, Wyoming? Libya knows what's up.

 

Do see the chart and what each states most searched topic was here What Can We Learn from Our Porn Searches? - CollegeHumor Article

 

You just click what part of the country you want then drag your mouse over the state or area and it will tell you on the side.

[Crazy Swede]

Reason Sweden is not even on the list. Is because we just have to look out the window ;)

[Mercy]

lmao this killed me, 10 of course takes the win

[Kurohime]

Reason Sweden is not even on the list. Is because we just have to look out the window ;)

 

brb moving to sweden

[Nishok]

Reason Sweden is not even on the list. Is because we just have to look out the window ;)

 

You drunk?

 

[omarfire00]

Reason Sweden is not even on the list. Is because we just have to look out the window ;)

 

 

You drunk?

 

YOU LIAR, YOU BETRAYED US ALL!

[XeNo]

Floridians apparently are sexually confused.

 

 

[Im a Jackass]

two of the most funny ones on here

 

 

and MEXICO

 

[Mudkip™]

 

Mexico x2, mexicanas, and mexicana. Somebody, please explain wtf the difference is.

[Lupin]

Mexico x2' date=' mexicanas, and mexicana. Somebody, please explain wtf the difference is.[/quote']

 

Mexicanas has an AS at the end. Mexicana has an A at the end. Mexico #1 is gay mexican porn. Mexico #2 is mexico mexico.