DATING WOMEN ON THE INTERNET

[BoM]

Or men if that's what you're into.

 

It's come to my attention that some people don't know how to follow proper protocol when it comes to """""""E-Dating""""""".

 

Find female, woo female :

 

Step 1. Confirm that said female owns a WORKING and USABLE webcam. If that hoe doesn't wanna use a webcam, tell her to go home.

 

Step 2. Engage in conversation

 

Step 3. Naked chick on cam

 

Step 4. ??????

 

Step 5. Profit

 

 

Let me make this perfectly clear, a 'Relationship' should be established ONLY AFTER webcam confirmation. This message was brought to you by the big dick society of America, BDSA. A special shout out to our sponsor, the one and only Caution.

 

"caution: i just see multiple ones naked on cam and know it's good"

[Caution]

This message was brought to you by the big dick society of America, BDSA. A special shout out to our sponsor, the one and only Caution.

 

 

If you can't two-hand it people, you can't join.

[BoM]

If you can't two-hand it people, you can't join.

 

LOL......I'm dying over here.

[DoubleSb]

does it count if it takes 2 hands to find it

[Nasu]

what if this alleged female is actually a male and i already have my dick out

[bob the pirate]

women satisfy me very much. i must most definitely do this.

[BoM]

what if this alleged female is actually a male and i already have my dick out

 

You didn't follow the rules. PATIENCE YOUNG PADAWAN!

[nick]

Bubblez needs to take notes on this.

[Zaraki]

Bubblez needs to take notes on this.

 

That Nerd!

 

What if the webcam has crappy quality and freezes the moment when she takes off her top?

[alb]

tried talking to a russian mail order bride and spaghetti'd hard