Sloth's Corny Joke of the week!

[Caido]

Why was the teddy bear never hungry?

Because he was always stuffed!

 

How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?

It has buoys and gulls.

 

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB.

 

Do you know whats really odd?

Just about every other number.

 

Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

 

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

 

[nick]

junior

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i dont think you understand

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

stop

[SL4DE]

[phantom153]

well i laughed

[Caido]

What gets dirtier the whiter it gets?

A politician

 

What kind of bird is always sad?

A Blue Bird

 

What was the musician's favorite pastry?

A Drum-roll

 

Why didn't the sun ever shine on the castle?

It was full of knights.

 

What did Mr and Mrs Hamburger name their daughter?

Patty

[nick]

im going to new jersey and kicking the shit out of u junior

[Nuclear Onion]

sloth for president 2016

 

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[eXtr3m3]

if i could have one thing for my birthday

 

it'd be for you to be permanently banned off of steam-gamers forever @Le French Sloth