Best Pick Up Lines

[phantom153]

are you Jamaican cause you Jamaican me crazy

[Leon]

Inflict puppy love.

 

[Maxwelldon]

Well, here's a couple that has done the trick.

 

*Glance from feet to top of head* Your or mine place? Or different place?

 

We're both adults and looking for company so why not just have sex and skip the details, *turns to the girl only now, continues* all the boring conversations and just get laid?

 

*barging in middle of conversation between chicks* Maan that's Tight looking one there, here's my number if you curious *hands out a business card and walks away after*

[nick]

i'll have you know i am a steamHYPHENgamers server administrator

[Labarr]

i'll have you know i am a steamHYPHENgamers server administrator

 

Not really a pickup line, considering all you do is hit on SG females

[nick]

Not really a pickup line, considering all you do is hit on SG females

 

but they dont know how big my epeen is until i show them my steamHYPHENgamers administrator tag

[SL4DE]

but they dont know how big my epeen is until i show them my steamHYPHENgamers administrator tag

Hey girl, you can be my Steam, and I'll be the gamer with the hyphen.

 

Protection? We don't need protection baby, I have ban privileges.

[Supa]

"Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?"