China is FAIL!

[Spartan]

I think I know how this happened.

 

An American tourist arrived in Tiananmen Square to watch the Olympics. He parked his giant SUV on the curb and was arrested by some cocky policeman. He missed the opening ceremony, and his wife hates him. On his way back to the stadium, a Chinese homeless person attacked him and stole all his money. If things couldn't get any worse, the Russian Mafia kidnapped his wife while he was going into the stadium. He couldn't do anything, so he decided to watch the games. He didn't mind any of it, of course, because he's a FUCKYEAH American, and so he sat down and watched the gymnastics.

 

BUT GUESS WHAT? When he sat down he was astonished to find that there WERE NO HOTDOGS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OHHH THE PAIN. This was it, he was seething with anger. This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY?

 

And so, after he punched a few people and threw a few chairs he looked at the Chinese gymnasts and rang up an old journalist friend and decided TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PAYBACK ON THOSE CHINESE NO-HOTDOG BASTARDS.

 

And so this is the situation we are in. Any questions?

 

what did they do with his wife?

[Josh]

I think I know how this happened.

 

An American tourist arrived in Tiananmen Square to watch the Olympics. He parked his giant SUV on the curb and was arrested by some cocky policeman. He missed the opening ceremony, and his wife hates him. On his way back to the stadium, a Chinese homeless person attacked him and stole all his money. If things couldn't get any worse, the Russian Mafia kidnapped his wife while he was going into the stadium. He couldn't do anything, so he decided to watch the games. He didn't mind any of it, of course, because he's a FUCKYEAH American, and so he sat down and watched the gymnastics.

 

BUT GUESS WHAT? When he sat down he was astonished to find that there WERE NO HOTDOGS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OHHH THE PAIN. This was it, he was seething with anger. This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY?

 

And so, after he punched a few people and threw a few chairs he looked at the Chinese gymnasts and rang up an old journalist friend and decided TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PAYBACK ON THOSE CHINESE NO-HOTDOG BASTARDS.

 

And so this is the situation we are in. Any questions?

America, FUCK YEAH!

[MasterkennyG]

its all bullshit

 

 

 

china will do anything too win and it shows how fucked up they are

 

 

 

when they called out one of the girls on chinas team to play . the reporters had an interview with her and found out that she was begging her parents to let her stop doing the gernastics . and they refused. china is fucked up

[Spartan]

did she want to watch anime instead?

[Red]

I they really cheated, that will make a very bad image of China - the hoster - what they don't want to.

 

How much worse can it get

[suricruise]

I think I know how this happened.

 

An American tourist arrived in Tiananmen Square to watch the Olympics. He parked his giant SUV on the curb and was arrested by some cocky policeman. He missed the opening ceremony, and his wife hates him. On his way back to the stadium, a Chinese homeless person attacked him and stole all his money. If things couldn't get any worse, the Russian Mafia kidnapped his wife while he was going into the stadium. He couldn't do anything, so he decided to watch the games. He didn't mind any of it, of course, because he's a FUCKYEAH American, and so he sat down and watched the gymnastics.

 

BUT GUESS WHAT? When he sat down he was astonished to find that there WERE NO HOTDOGS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OHHH THE PAIN. This was it, he was seething with anger. This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY?

 

And so, after he punched a few people and threw a few chairs he looked at the Chinese gymnasts and rang up an old journalist friend and decided TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PAYBACK ON THOSE CHINESE NO-HOTDOG BASTARDS.

 

And so this is the situation we are in. Any questions?

 

 

Come on Havok just come out and say it. You hate AMERICA!!!

[Toxin]

Okay, Olympic 2008 in Beijing in fail. I the events that happened 2 years ago in Germany much more than that.

[Itch]

This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY?

 

Indeed .. HOW DARE THEY!

[cOff-]

If they really cheated, that will mage a very bad image of China - the hoster - what they don't want to. Eventhough if she is thirteen, the media will never find out because she is 100% protected by the Chinese government.

 

True, who the hell suggested they cheated ?

[Red]

No, I hate the US. Saying I hate America could offend people in South America and I've nothing against them.

 

But you love our games and internets:thumbup: