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Don't worry, we've got some Pokemon porn for you.

Just another day at the office.

5 bucks if you do a striptease. Woo-hoo!

Interesting question. Why don't you have a seat over there?

Wasting 5 precious seconds. FFS!

Gamers are self-obsessed, incompetent, megalomaniacal people who, due to their inability to realize their freakish fantasies, resort to the alternate reality provided by various mind-numbing, pocket-emptying, IQ-draining, socio-politically insignificant games as an attempt to fulfill the need of their bloated egos and to mask the pimples, freckles, and pock-marks which crater their pale, sunlight-deprived faces, resulting in the non-existence of their social lives. If they do happen to have friends, they will be the first to say "Bros B4 Hoes" the second that friend meets up with a girl. Most gamers shop at GameStop (GAME if they're Brits) despite the fact that they complain about their butthurt from getting ripped off from trading in their used games. However, there is another type of person that plays video games. Thar called "people who play games". These are the kind who don't spend 99.99% of their life playing games. You can tell the difference because people who play games, have something we like to call "a life". Ya.

As often as 13 year old boys need to jerk off to Pamela Anderson or Quentin Tarantino, girls just have to bitch about something; therefore she tries to whine to her boyfriend. Being the insensitive bastard he is, the guy has better things to do than listening to her complains when he leaves the toilet seat up, and how he doesn't call enough, and other shit nobody cares about so he tells her to STFU. Of course, after a while of this she will start hemorrhaging angst and will desperately need an emotional tampon to soak it all up. This is when she will lure in a spineless nice guy for her to brutally shove into a bloody cesspool of emotional baggage called the Friend Zone.

Indeed, Sir.

Wait, church is a furry?

Oprah.

They never make it that far.

Click. /thread.

Nice guys usually turn gay over the years.

Give him some cojones.

Exactly the same.

I'm impressed, pretty awesome stuff.

From Oprah.

No.

His location.

Ah well, they are just trying to earn some money. Obviously they are not doing that in the best way at the moment.

This makes us all happy.

Pretty much, yeah.

Real life ftw.

Pretty good.