Hazardous

i would eat a bagel

Encourage newfags to come and taste some oldfag juice.

this is supposed to be in all caps, what the fuck

Alright guys heres the plan, we should schedule a day in which we go back in time to napalm with all the classic maps we had back in zm, and we're going to let the admins fuck around for one day like the good old days just for one day to see how that works out. Explodin zombies, freeze + slap people, time bombs, beacons and random teleports, all that shit. The one reason i joined the community a while ago was because shit back then was fucking hilarious and i'm feeling nostalgic. Take me back 2 years ago, what do ya say?

so like tl; read half?

Totally.

SzmUde_EK5Y

Sup.

You should abandon the idea of trying to get an education and become and professional gamer, make lots of monies and rub it in your parents' faces.

This makes me lol and cry at the same time

How about a fucking dictionary?

They want to beat you up.

Make him into a talking orange cat who loves lasagna.

This thread is shit.

kthnxbai

The Legacy of Riggs/Emma/Jessica

rdH1ZEbnIms

make him fail less

-rep

kk

I'd make you fail less.

Cooking Mama

Take all of the donations/admin/supporter funds to buy a hot air balloon.