DoubleSb

Fine, "Hello?" "DUH HARRO? IS DIS DUH, DIM SUM SAM WOO RESTURANT?" "No? I think you have the wrong number sir." "NO, I TINK U HAB DUH WRUN NUMBER. I WAS GIB BY MY GUD FRIND, I KNO DIS DUH SAM WOO EATING PLACE." It continues for awhile like that... "Go fuck off." "I DUH SORRY, U MOM SUK SO HARD, I CAN NOT DUH HEAR U." *Click You have to read it in one of my Asian accents.

i wuz promised admin for lyfe, wat is this

I love you Estonians in SG.

Lol, keylin and I used to sing that shit

Mortis.

I know where you live, I fucked your girlfriend, you love Asians but Asians won't love you. Also your phone protector didn't die in the line of duty, I just fucking broke it. Also, litkey hates you.

Buttered toast.

I'll fight you with the lights off.

If I wanted my comeback I would've wiped it off your mom's face.

Played it back in the day on my friend's account, left due to schoolwork, went out and bought CS:S, played on PB, later found out it was ZM.

You fucking fat wannabe Russian faggot, QUIT INSULTING OTHER PEOPLE NAO, or I'll shoot you in the sack continually with a fucking paintball gun. Go die.

...I found this ironic.