APenguin

What about the consonants?

lmfao, thank you, what a great way to start the day

But thats with humans, you kind of have to throw out the rulebook with aliens until they possibly show some human-like characteristics.

To MAKE SURE? 22. This is not a math problem thread..

A woman?

Dont we all?

I cant be on vent 8AM-2PM and I need to be processed D: Hallp!

If this is a repost im gonna fucking kill myself, i swear.

Wtf is wrong with you

Seen it before, love it. This is what ima be doing with my life, theoretical physics

It's comming up fast and i need ideas. I have a teacher in school that i joke around with a lot and i want to hit him hard this year. Any ideas are GREATLY appreciated, im more of an in the moment kind of joker. Planning jokes isnt my forte. Willing to get detentions so keep anything pretty innaporpriate as usable, anything that would get me suspended is kinda out..

APenguin's magic wand lvl 30 Brian's sword lvl 9

I dont like her eyebrows. Try again

For the love of god man, add one!

Take pills - asprin, ibprofuen, vikodin, anything Turn off all the lights Get a warm facecloth, but it over your eyes, and go to sleep If you need to take advil pm and nyquil to go to bed If that doesnt work try breathing exercises or the hospital My mom get bad migranes all the time and she says the breathing really helps a lot. She tries to pretend shes breathing out the bad air, in the good. Says it helps

Greeks a cool dude. We chat all night cuz we're BFFFFFF's. Boxcar3 RIP

Im not a big fan of fast food.. Id rather go hungry most of the time.. But if i had to choose, BK all the way babayy

Thats why its obvious im the better penguin Lazy asshole

One of my teachers shared this with us in class, just a nice little read. Thought I'd share it with all of you

He must shave now!

Says deadhorse I think its gangbang.