[NSFW] My Little Bastard

[Prez]

 

Oh no, it seems that MS BLARGH has breathed air for last.

[Lux]

spray it when it shits

 

Lol I did but it just cried and threw up and popped and pissed more

[SilentGuns]

I played 2 minutes , then fed it poison

 

game over.

[Maniac]

That little bitch is a pain in the ass. Broke the fuckin sprayer

[Cromyth]

he broke my toilet

[IntenseFajita]

I beat the game, then threatened him with starvation and death. Kept saying that "His species can live through a lot, even the hell I'm putting him through". Ended up dying 3 minutes after he said that.

 

In addition, it kept arguing with me on the computer. I told it to fuck off, then it cracked some LAME "Yo mama" jokes on me. I put poison in his bowl. He died, i resurrected him ONCE. I asked "How was death", his response was "I thought only horny teenage boys go in chat rooms?". I said "fuck you, i'm 14." and forced the poison in his gay little mouth.

RIP

GAYLORD

Lived for 20 minutes - Died in 3

The bastard didn't know what hit him