Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Crimson]

Rules:

 

1. Only post wishes AND corrupt the one above you
   
2. Must quote the wish above you
   
3. Corrupt it, don't contradict it
   
4. Must be original
   

 

If you don't follow the thread rules, your post will be deleted.

 

Example:

 

First Poster: I wish for a computer that could run Crysis on full graphics!

 

Second Poster: Granted - But you have no monitor

 

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I wish I had a new computer.

[Frostbyte]

Granted, but your house got burned down.

[HankTheTank]

 

I wish I had a new computer.

 

You order a new computer and foolishly throw out your old one too soon. you loose your AO.

 

I wish my tapes would arrive.

 

Edit: Damn it, frostbyte. He beat me too it, but he didn't post a wish. So i win.

[CandleJack]

Granted, but they are full of child porn and you go to jail for life.

 

I wish i was cool

[delirium]

Granted, but they thought you meant cold, so you're frozen.

 

I wish this game would end.

[CandleJack]

Granted, but they thought you meant cold, so you're frozen.

 

I wish this game would end.

 

Granted, but a newfag in the future makes another thread just like this.

 

I wish i was rich

[Doctordan]

Granted, but they thought you meant cold, so you're frozen.

 

I wish this game would end.

Granted but a noob restarted the thread some where else

 

I wish i could fly

[Metal]

Granted, but you went to high in the sky.

I wish i was a weebo.

[XeNo]

Granted, but you went to high in the sky.

I wish i was a weebo.

Granted, but now you will never get laid, ever.

 

I wish Obez wouldn't copy-paste ideas from eGO.

[Flick]

Granted, but a newfag in the future makes another thread just like this.

 

I wish i was rich

 

Granted, but you get robbed and shot because of it

 

i wish i had more mac and cheese