Cool shit about you

[Jewpiter]

My penis is above average in size and girth

[Trogdor]

-Have had 42 stitches in the past 2 years or so and broken 2 bones.

-Went 13-0 on my wrestling team till I broke my thumb.

-Been wakeboarding for the past 4 years or so.

-Have pretty much made straight A's through school.

-Went to Aruba last year.

-Can make my thumbs touch my wrists. I'm asumming I'm double-jointed but I don't know.

-Gained 30 lbs every year since 7th grade. I'm at 185 now. I like to think that most of it comes from football workouts and lifting but hey, I might just be a fatass.

 

I need to get out more..

[Paul]

-Used to be in Watford FC's academy from 9 till 13 but then I was dropped

 

They dropped you when they realised you had downs.

[Daze]

They dropped you when they realised you had downs.

 

Or they just bought a water dispenser instead of using some retard called Luke to hand out water to the players.

[Jewpiter]

Or they just bought a water dispenser instead of using some retard called Luke to hand out water to the players.

 

comedic GOLD

[Lux]

They dropped you when they realised you had downs.

 

Nope I was a good winger with pace/vision/passing but by the time I was 13 I was too tall and slow to be a winger. Re trialled as a defender but..whilst good not good enough

 

Or they just bought a water dispenser instead of using some retard called Luke to hand out water to the players.

 

Yes they now have a water dispenser by the side of the pitch Dr Downs

 

comedic GOLD

 

Wooden spoon perhaps

[Jazz]

I like turtles.

[Wrathek]

I can talk with my mouth closed.

I can say what someone is saying right as they are saying it (in person) it freaks people out.

I had a pet alligator

I have an irrational fear of clusters of tiny holes. >.

My name is cool as fuck.

 

last one: definitely true.

 

next to last one: you better shave off your fucking skin, or NEVER look at it under a microscope.. the amount of pores on the human body is mind boggling.

 

As for me, i'm not pompous, but i'm double jointed in every movable joint in my body

[XeNo]

I can wave goodbye and hello with my toe on both feet.

 

I'm right handed, left eye dominant, and left footed.

[Chronic]

I Chew Gum in the Shower PWNAGE!!! =D